Midnight Pals: Blue Check Bonanza (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the-  
Elon Musk [popping out of bushes]: eeeey its me, elon musk!  
Musk: i just comma to see my number one bambino Stephano King!
Musk: you an me, we sucha good friends!  
King:

Musk: mama mia stephano king, we sucha good friends!  
King: no we aren't  
Musk: my frienda stephano, he giva me 8 lira!  
King: no i didn't  
Musk: he giva me his phone number  
King: no i didn't  
Musk: he say "elon, you-a so smart"  
King: i definitely didn't do that

Musk: eeey stephano king you taka dis blue check, eh?  
King: i don't want this  
Musk: issa epic bacon win! ey eye issa pickle rick!  
Musk: you know I had a bigga hitta song onna reddit witha dis?  
Musk: I singa dissa song, alla my fans applaud, dey clappa da hands

Musk: eyyy stephano king you lika my bed? itsa shape lika da pickle rick  
Musk: do you-a sleep inna pickle rick?  
King: i sleep in a big bed with my wife  
Musk:

Joe Hill: dad what's going on here  
Musk: eyyy whosa dis? whosa dis who speak to stephano king?  
King: this is my son joe  
King: nothing is more important to me than family  
Musk:  
Musk: inna many ways you anna me are-a very different people, stephano king

Musk: stephano king, you like dis blue check? haffa da blue check!  
King: hey what's going on over there  
Musk: issa nothing! haffa nother blue check!  
King: did your rocket  
King: did your rocket blow up?  
Musk: [sweating] haffa THREE blue checks!!

Musk: my rocket, issa no good!  
Musk: i donta understand  
Musk: i buy alla parts from Acme Corporation  
Musk: i say, i wanta rocket to getta dannato roadrunner!!  Musk: how itta all go wrong??