Midnight Pals: Hogwarts Legacy (Patreon)
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: big newssss
Rowling: your favorite game issss finally available
Rowling: hogwartssss legacccy
Rowling: i hope you've all already purchasssed your 4 copiesss
Jesse Singal: i did! i bought 4 copies, dark lord!
Graham Linehan: i bought 5
Rowling: uh oh jessssse looks like someone's angling for your sssspot
Singal: but
Rowling: come ssssit next to me graham, you're my new favorite
Linehan: really? even though i said fluorination was a gay jewish hoax by the reptiloids
Rowling: oh yesss that ssssort of thing doesssn't bother me anymore
Rowling: feeling pretty good about the company i'm keeping thessssse daysss
Singal: dark lord! dark lord! i have terrible news!
Singal: people on the internet say that hogwarts legacy is mid!
Singal: IGN gave it their LOWEST possible score!
Singal: an 8 out of 10!
Rowling: sssssss
Rowling: outrageoussss!
Rowling: will the transss never be happy? i put a transsss character in it!
Rowling: Manface L. Tiltedpelvis
Singal: what's the L stand for
Rowling: "Laryngeal Prominence"
Rowling: sssss i'm mad! I'm coiling mad!!!
Rowling: the hogwartssss legacy quota hasss now been raisssed
Rowling: you're each to buy 8 copiesss now!
Singal: but dark lord
Rowling: 10!!! 10 copiessss!!!