Midnight Pals: Day Job (Patreon)

Brandon Sanderson: well I’m off to my day job
Sanderson: teaching creative writing at brigham young university
Barker: oh yeah? Is that the case?
Barker: I thought Mormons were against D&D
Sanderson:
Sanderson:

Sanderson: I don’t just write D&D
Barker: how many saving rolls do you have to throw when you write
Sanderson: i
Sanderson:
Sanderson: [sprite representing physical embodiment of ‘annoyance’ appears and dances around]
Barker: ha ha!

Barker: gotta roll +5 to cast blade barrier ha ha
Barker: oh no watch out! A beholder ha ha ha
Barker: ha
Barker:
Barker: sigh it’s just not the same

Poe: [running into scene] I’m here! I’m here!
Poe: I was just running late
Poe: there was an incident with
Poe: a raven and
Poe: the important thing is I made it
Poe: and CLIVE
Barker: there we go

Sanderson: everyone says I’m a bad ally for teaching creative writing at BYU
Sanderson: but
Sanderson: maybe I’m bringing them down from the inside
Sanderson: have you considered that?
Barker: how are you doing that
Barker: are you assigning the students to read your books
Sanderson:

Brandon Sanderson: look, what do you want from me?
Sanderson: am I supposed to just STOP giving money to my homophobic church?
Barker: yes
Sanderson: just turn my back on my faith?
Barker: yes
Sanderson: and just what am I supposed to do with all that money? Just keep it?
Barker: yes

Sanderson: oh yeah right “just keep the money!” yeah right man!
Sanderson: wait a second
Sanderson: could i…
Sanderson:
Sanderson: oh ho ho!
Sanderson: delightfully devilish, brandon

Sanderson: no no I couldn’t
Sanderson: I’m sorry but if I did that
Sanderson: I wouldn’t get into the good heaven

Brandon Sanderson: okay but consider this
Sanderson: before you get mad
Sanderson: Lord Bryll Obberglob in A Throne of Mist and Stones is actually a sapiosexual demigirl
Sanderson: and Ordon Gibbernash in A Mist of Stones and Thrones is actually a xie/xer otherkin
Sanderson: and Jibbish Glordon in A Stone of Thrones and Mist is actually  bipan aro-ace femboy
Sanderson: Now THAT’S what I call allyship!