The Midnight Pals OFFICIAL (TM) board game! (Patreon)

Hey, all! Exciting things are afoot. As some of you might have heard, I have been nominated as a finalist for a Hugo award for best fan writer. This is very exciting stuff... Voting opens today, so, if any of you happen to be members of the World Science Fiction Convention AND happen to think my work with Midnight Pals is worth voting for... then I certainly wouldn't discourage you from voting for me!  

I'm hoping to attend Chicon 8 in person to actually see the ceremony, since circumstances have prevented me from attending Authorcon, Stokercon, Necronomicon, and basically ANYTHING cool for the last few years XP But this time, I might have a shot! I'm going to be doing lots of sales to raise money for the trip, but since you kind people have been supporting me here, I thought you ought to get a freebie... so be the first to check out the OFFICIAL Midnight Pals board game!!!! (TM)

Have you ever  wanted to be a Midnight Pal of your own? Now you can... and so can you!  Play as Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Dean Koontz, HP Lovecraft, Clive  Barker, or Mary Shelley and guide your Midnight Pal through a gauntlet  of stupid and confusing challenges to reach the story-telling campfire  of the Midnight Society before any of your competitors! The most  confusing and convoluted board game concept EVER designed outside of  East Germany!! Download contains a printable board as well as printable player tokens!

NOTE: This is a a joke and NOT an actual playable board game.