Midnight Pals: Making Lists (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have
Rowling: right here in my hand
Rowling: a list of 205 card carrying transssexualsss

Rowling: i'm keep track of crimesss committed by transsexualss
Rowling: the collective guilt of which should be borne by all transssexualsss
Rowling: and yet
Rowling: the woke mob wantss to make it illegal to do a pogrom

Maya Forstater: this is a great idea!
Rowling: thanksss i got it from der sturmer--
Rowling: i mean i thought of it all by mysself

Rowling: ssso i'm going to name sssome transsexualss
Rowling: and when i do i want you all to boo and hissss
Rowling: really do the whole 2 minute hate until you're really worked up into a lather
Rowling: jusst really ready to do ssome violence

Fostater: i think it's great, dark lord, that you can write and still find time to lead our hate movement
Rowling: a lot of people are all 'wow if only hitler had been an artisst insstead of a genocidal hate monger'
Rowling: i ssay
Rowling: get yourssself a leader who can do both