Two Green Gamers... (Patreon)

Yoshi: "See, I had this idea, hun... I got us these wireless buttplugs, and I wrote a script that makes our controllers' rumble turn up the vibration instead! Pretty sick, right?
... Are you game enough to stream it with me? Heh heh~"

-Later-

Yooka: "... -huff- We're definitely getting banned, hun..."
Yoshi: "Screw this site anyway~ We should set up an OnlyGoons instead!
Hey... Wanna throw me a couple grenades, real quick?"
Yooka: "Ha ha... Next time, figure out a script to make it work with DDR~"