Drumstick Doodles (Patreon)

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I drew him more prim and sporty before, but it turns out I like him more as a sort of washed-up coach who's about to hit his 40's... And he makes terrible jokes! Just look at that face, you can tell he's all, "Eh? Ehhh?" trying to make you laugh.

When he was in his mid 20's, he was a really good sports player! He played as a linebacker in minor league football, and he even played hockey as a winger (Eh? Ehhh?). But... those days are long gone. He didn't make the cut, and he had trouble with his personal life for a while, which had him retire in the end. The going is rough, but nowadays he loves the job he's got at his community school, no matter how little job security it brings him!

Also his first name is Andrew! But, the whole school calls him Drumstick. He only had to spill the beans one time about his old camp nickname, and ever since it stuck to him like skunk piss.