Back Conker, 2020 (Patreon)

Hot damn, look at them fluffy cakes. Can I have a nibble?

"Get away from me."

Unlike in Funfair, Conker's not bound to following one person around. Unfortunately, that means he tries to spend his time alone, if not for people following him around despite his on-purpose grating attitude. Everyone's a little optimistic to turn his frown upside-down.

I originally planned for him to be harder to romance than the rest of the cast, but... restarting over and over wouldn't be any fun, would it?