Idle Drumstick, 2019-2020 (Patreon)

He's a jock! He's a cock! Make some noise for the cock jock! (He's probably got a rock in a sock too.)

You're probably thinking, "But Hollo... He was kind of a cowardly rooster in the game. Why is he all confident now?" You're right, he WAS! He was a squeaky-voiced teen who got his shit kicked out of him by a group of little kids. Good times.

He tried his luck at professional sports, but like many players he didn't make the cut despite his best efforts. Nowadays, he's a junior league sports coach and he still gets his ass kicked by little kids. At least he can take it!