Deku Mugshot, 2019 (Patreon)

It's a little seed-loving tree guy! Love, love the seed!

Now you might be thinking, "Hollo, this looks great and all, but who the hell wants to fuck a tree thing? You're gonna get splinters in all the wrong places."

If he was dead and dry, sure you would. Don't ever do that, that's gross! No, their skin is softer to the touch, like a nice piece of moist wood. Even the little bits that might come off are as supple as hair, so you're in for a lovely cuddle with this guy.

Plus, his sap is rich and sweet, so making out with him would actually taste pretty nice! And don't get me started on his... other ends. ;)