Conker, 2019 mugshot (Patreon)

There's our returning star from Funfair, in all of his fuzzy, 5-foot-and-hung glory!

I should mention, this story and Funfair are not connected in any way, although they do take place in similar universes. Conker and Banjo are childhood friends, Conker lost Berri in a tragic incident, he's more of a downer and has receded in a life of drinking and listening to moody music...

Although, despite his cynical and uncooperative nature, he's got a sweet bucktooth and can hardly pass an opportunity to quench his chocolate addiction.

Maybe you'll be the one to turn his life around, this time...