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SOOOO I was going to record NSFW audios today (basically me playing with myself) and IM WONDERING WHY my neighbors are home. WHY!?!? It's PRESIDENT DAYY, they are off. 

HOW COULD YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON?!?!?! I have never been so betrayed by a holiday. Whateversiesss, I'll have fun tomorrow. :3

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Christopher Noel

So, this is why everyone replaces their mattress on President's Day! "Honey, I think we broke the spring – there's no more boing."

Ziri lan

In other words you gotta get more people on your Patreon so you can just buy a house and then you can do whatever you want as loud as you want