The Spider-Hero (Patreon)

Alright, let’s do this one last time.

My name is Perseus Jackson. On my quest in the sea of monsters, I was bitten by a monstrous spider.

And for the last five years, I have been the one and only… Spider-hero.

Yeah, the name is not the best thing I ever came up with. Honestly? I wanted to go with Spiderman.

But then Annabeth pointed out I was half-man, half-god.

Yeah, I forgot to mention that.

I am also the son of the Greek God, Poseidon. A demigod. A halfblood. A… Hero. I have awesome powers. I can talk to horses and fishes. I can breathe underwater. I can control water and do a whole bunch of different stuff.

And I can even fight decently with a sword.

So, anyhow… I got through high school. I found the love of my life. I fought a bunch of different monsters. I once blew up a whole mountain.

And yeah. I even saved the world a couple of times.

In the past five years, I have fought gods. I have fought Titans. I have fought Giants. And I have even fought the Earth mother, Gaia.

Believe me, she is not the loving lady that green-earth commercials make her out to be.

Anyhow. I journeyed through Tartarus. I went to Greece and started the Apocalypse with a nosebleed.

All in all, I have done a lot of crazy stuff.

But even after all this, I love being Spider-hero.

I mean, who wouldn’t?

So no matter how many hits I take, how many monsters I fight, I always find a way to come back.

Because the only thing standing between the Greek world and Oblivion, is me.

There is only one Spider-hero.

And you’re looking right at him.