Carl's adventures part 1 (Patreon)

Hi my name is Carl, and this is how i got these cool powers which made my life so much fun and easier! of course i did share the experience with my closest friend Dan, he is my childhood friend and neighbor. we did not get much action at school, as a matter of fact we are those who would often get bullied and made fun of. we are used to it for the earlier days until i got my powers where everthing took a turn. alright without further ado, lets get into it.

it began when one day my dad is really tired from work he's a single parent and says he work in some sort of security agent but does not really specify which really is kinda shady if you ask me but this thing just confirms it so one day, he was passed out on the couch recently got home from work, his schedule is very random that is why im having trouble when to expect him to be home or whatever so anyway i was doing my homework when suddenly i feel really thirsty and as i walked to our dining area to get some beverage i stumbled upon this mysterious bottle its like a soda if you ask me like coca-cola its dark and bubbly but is contained in a glass bottle with labels of "do not ingest" "Experiment 3498" and has those skulls designs where if you ask me its begging to be injested it looks like those cool gothic beverages that is really eye candy for the kinds of me so yeah you bet i drank it bottoms up and i even let out a burp as for me that was the weirdest soda i ever had. anyway i went back to my room as tomorrow i have no classes so i stay up all night gaming and such with my friend Dan everything went normal but for the next day i woke up to the sound of my tummy rumbling "man that soda is something else" i thought to my self as i ran into the restroom to take a seat on the glorious throne and then there i was trying to release this black dump until i farted knowingly it would be bad but to my shock i saw a green cloud forming around the restroom "what the fuck?" i thought to myself but i just ignored it, later on as i took a shower i was standing in front the bathroom mirror looking at my own body disgusted, "ugh if i go to the gym it would take about a year or so to fix this! i hope i can be like muscular now in an instant" and then it happened my body suddenly gurgled and contorted as i became a muscular version of myself as i was shocked it knocked my unconscious and woke up minutes later my body back to its normal shape.. "dafck was that? did i just shapeshifted?" i ran downstairs to look for dad but he seem to left in quite the hurry as the mess from last night is still there as i was trying to fix the mess i stumbled upon a paper which explains what i just had injested. lol seems i injested some sort of bio weapon experiment made to create super assassins.with all the stuff going on i was lost and did not know what to do, i then called my friend Dan to come over. 

As Dan came "Dan i know this is kinda weird but.. im a superpowered assassin type of shit now" than then raised an eyebrown and went "really? you made me run here as fast as i can to tell me this prank?" dan replied annoyed "nonono, hold on if its a prank then tell me how can i do this!" i then bent forward and released a green fart that wafted to some plants which died rapidly dan was shocked and also speechless stuttering words "alright Dan i have another trick! hold on i grunted as i tried to shapeshift into one of our friend's older sister who was pretty and might it tell you she has quite the ass Dan watched as i turned into Kerry "no way you look just like kerry now! but i think you missed a spot buddy, she has way bigger ass than yours!" Dan said. "okay then let me try to fix that" i concentrated and then slowly inflated my ass to be bigger. "there? looking good?" i teased "way better!" Dan said. i started posing as kerry and started touching myself as Dan watched jaw on the floor. he then reached out on my butt but i smacked his hand "nah nah! all mine!" i said as i laughed "you can stare all you want but touching? ill think about it since you did not believe me earlier. "hey would it be fun for us to make a tiktok of you and me as kerry and send it to Bary? lol his reaction would be wild! lets do the "washingshe" trend on tiktok!" Dan smiled and agreed "yes! ill do the person who says washingshe!" "yes and as for me ill make sure to shake his' sisters bouncy ass! lets go buddy!"