$20 is $20 (Patreon)

It was pretty easy, all things considered. I was hungry, and rockblackhorn is friends with a LOT of bulls. Bulls with balls, Bulls who trust their fellow bulls. So I gave Rock $10 and asked him to find me a lunch, and Rock called up a bud of his and casually mentioned how good he was feeling now that he had had his balls worshipped by some silly tiger dude. His bud was skeptical, but Rock was insistent. "He's great man, especially if you've been horned up, it's like getting your balls massaged by an angel. I bet you $10 even YOUR huge whangers will fit in my bud's mouth!"

And the bull, trusting Rock, accepted. Looks like he made $20 off the deal! No skin off his nuts, right?

Man I love it when lunch is cheap.