PATREON HAIKU WINNER - Ristin :) (Patreon)

Of all the contestants, stumpycoon caught the eye of Lenexwants and charn the most, and so he's been awarded with this delightful little picture.

Do you have a favorite haiku of the below?

Rough hands cutting,
Bulls foreskins sacred journey,
Tradition honored.
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Feathers ruffled, bok.
Rooster's cock goes into mouth.
Mealtime comes too soon 
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Grand Sausage Party
But Not The Usual Kind
Every Man Donates 
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Betting pool is full
The victor takes all spoils
50 inches more! 
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Blackest of magics
Require a dear sacrifice
Most precious of jewels...
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Caracal chastity
Weredog Stuck in gloryhole
Two people helped out
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Flexing big muscles,
Getting naked in the gym,
Wolf meat in belly
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The sheep all a titter
they weren't the ones fleeced today
farm dog shamed in cone

I know what you're going to reference, and you don't have to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE

And, lastly, if you'd like to join the mayhem, here's the Patreon: