Portal Peril - Skeeaava, Month 1 (Patreon)

Good afternoon gremlins!

It's been about six months, but our patreon has it's first Portal Patreon - Skeeaava! And so this is the introductory bit for their character, wherein they get portalled. This may seem a bit dry, almost entirely expositiony (by Charn's standards anyways), but the stage is set for the next month's activities. 

What sort of thing would YOU Do if you found yourself in posession of a kobold's cock and balls? Those big, vulnerable eggs are quite enticing, just waiting to be fucked up, wouldn't you say?