Prompt Poll #18 (Patreon)

Here we are with the eighteenth weekly poll.

ASOIAF - New one shot - After King Robert learns about his daughter Bella's existence in the worst way possible, he's conflicted.  Refusing to let a daughter of his, even a bastard, live as whore, he also can't bring her to King's Landing lest she suffer his wife's wrath.  When Ser Baristan points out that the girl is about the same age of Ned's bastard, though, inspiration strikes.  Jon Snow has no idea what he's in for.  Opening line: "Our story begins as many epics do, with an angry fat man punching a pimp in the face."

ASOIAF - New story - When Laenor learns that Rhaenyra has turned her attention to Harwin Strong, he confronts his wife in name only and points out the obvious problems with her plan.  When Rhaenyra angrily bites back that he hasn't given her any better ideas, he admits that he had just assumed that she would turn to her uncle for comfort and children.  As she is convinced that this wouldn't work, it falls to Laenor to set things up.  Concocting a plan involving murder, deception, and an eventual threeway relationship, Laenor realizes that he really has his work cut out for him.  The first step is quite clear, however; he must convince his sister to seduce his wife.  First part of what will eventually be a Laena/Rhaenyra/Daemon story

ASOIAF - New One shot - With Robb having freed Jon of his duties to the Night Watch and brought him on board for their war against the Lannisters, he’s present when his brother started to grow infatuated with Talisa.  Catelyn, realizing that things could go very badly if her son broke his word to Walder Frey, talks Jon into seducing her himself, arguing that he is a creature of lust himself, being a bastard, and that he would be helping save his brother from himself.