Dumb Bois | The Horny Post | 11/7/23 (Patreon)

Warning: This blog contains mention of sexual assault done on a third party from a third party.

Thinking about my past, I remember all the dumb things I did when it came to men. Many young people make stupid mistakes, but mine as a femboy I believe to be exceptionally dumb in conjunction with my general behavior. Men drive me crazy with wanting and desire. The idea of just being taken without warning drives me insane and makes me drool. I love men so much that I have frequently put myself in danger just to be touched by one.

One such example was one of my Grindr dates. If anyone doesn't know, Grindr is a hook-up app for queer people that bypasses the bullshit of matching with people. You see who's closest to you and you message them. I have had many Grindr hookups in my past, but one time was truly a nightmare prompted by my dumb boi energy. A man messaged me who wanted to fuck, naturally. I don't drive because I'm too dumb to be put behind a wheel, so I biked several miles eastward until I got to his place. This was without telling my family where I was going. I get there and "lock" my bike to a metal poll. I get to his apartment and things start out alright. He was a giant man. He wanted to wash me off before we did anything, so he took me into the shower and bathed me. This was really nice with the warm water going over me as he rubbed the scrub over my body. Afterword, I learned that he only liked oral. That meant my bussy wasn't going to get bred that night ):. Being the stupid little boi I am, I did what he wanted. He tied me up unexpectantly and put a BDSM mask on me and put his tiny un-hard cock into my mouth. I sucked on the mushy thing and it never got hard and it tasted disgusting. Let me tell you, there is almost nothing worse in sex then sucking a dirty flaccid cock that won't get hard.

After we were done, he asked me if I would like to play Super Smash Bros. with him. I didn't want him to feel rejected, so I said yes. While we were playing he felt comfortable telling me some terrible things. First he told me that he hated black people. I should have just left then. I had just had intercourse with a dirty racist bigot. He said horrible, horrible things. Perhaps out of fear, I stayed. And almost out of spite, I picked the black girl Inkling skin in Smash Bros. to communicate, "Hey, fuck you." Little did I know how much worse it would get.

For some God forsaken reason he casually told me that he used to sexually assault and rape his younger brother. That was when I knew I had to get out of there. I subtly make my way out of his horrible apartment and run. I ran to where I had locked my bike. And... it was gone. Someone had stolen my bike. I was an 18 year old femboy stranded miles away from home and no one knew where I was. I called the police about my stolen bike and called my mother. I didn't know the address where I was, so I told her the street on Google Maps. Eventually, she found me and took me home. This is just one of the many scary and crazy situations I found myself in because of my dumbness. My brain just wasn't meant to be going on hookups trying to find the attention and love of men. I need a man to make me a kept-boy so I don't go seeking out dangerous men who want to hurt me.

But here is the question. Why are femboys so dumb? As y'all may know, I am not very bright to begin with. I have my moments, sure. But when it comes to do anything that requires big brain work... please don't judge me 🥺 I can't do math, I can't spell without autocorrect and suggestions, half of my verbal communication comes down to meowing and cuing because it's hard to form words, and the most brain dead thing of all... is that it's my life goal to be a boywife. Hear me out. A male who willingly wants to give up his freedom to a man so he can stay at home and cook & clean for him. Who would want that? How dumb must I be to not only think that someone will actually make me their boywife and want to take care of me, but also make it my life goal that I am actively working for? A smarter boy would have finished college and started a career so that he can be financially independent. But here I am. Taking female hormones and dressing like a girl and practicing home-skills bending over with my ass in the air hoping a real man will take me and make me his wife. I have to be a big dummie to think a man will adopt me  🥺 I just wanna be a good boi serving my husband and his friends dressed in an apron as they talk about sports or something. Get him his beer, make him his dinner, massage him, soothe him, be there smiling when he comes home, getting pat on the head, being bred like his own personal slut that loves him... 😫 I'm so dumb and stupid, nya. I just wanna be a good boi, meow. Milk me and slap my ass and make me your girl! >_<

Sorry about that. I correlate being dumb, being taken care of, being married, and being fucked. They're all mixed in my psyche as being one thing. My degenerate little boi brain mixed with 2 years of estrogen and testosterone blockers has turned me into a completely different person. I used to even be told how smart I was.

In conclusion, I am dum uwu