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Studying the traditions of the inhabitants of the so-called “laboratory” has been a truly harrowing experience. The vulgarity so brazenly on display has made my stomach churn as I have tried to understand the mechanisms of copulation between the mechanical creations and the creatures who seem to worship at their wheels. 

These are the notes I have managed to gather:

I'm gonna fuck you like an animal (animal)
I'm gonna teach you with my toys (toys,toys, toys)
I'm gonna eat you like a cannibal (cannibal)
And then I'll kiss you on your nose.

My bitches make some noise of despair.
Fuck me, fuck you.
Watch me suck you, off off off off.
Take your pretty lips and put them, right there on her dick.
It might make you sick but we will never let you quit. 

You want to get fucked? I have a machine that will make you scream, for more, baby, please. 

The blatant display of sadism and masochism must make one wonder who would design these machines in the first place? The already entranced, lure in new followers to the cult of machinae-supremacy using seduction and guile, we must take care not to fall for such barbaric trickery lest we ourselves end up as drooling victims to their thrusting techniques… 

That concludes my report, victory awaits the fastidious.

Signed: Your Composer