Alex's SOUR GRAPS: SmackDown 5/19 | PORPOISE BEFORE OPPOSUMS (Patreon)

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MOAR BLOODLINE DRAMA.  That seems to be the strategy on SmackDown, whether it makes sense or not.

Liv is gonna be out for a while, and WWE can't decide what move caused the injury, but we've got a second set of Tag Titles to debut on SmackDown, again, whether it makes sense or not.

The Raw Women's Champion is making the save for the most recent contender to the SmackDown Women's Title, and the SmackDown contender to the Raw *Men's* Title is already starting a feud with two different guys on SmackDown, which means he's definitely not winning the Raw title, so why is he even in that match?

But none of that makes less sense than Austin Theory's new motto, which is just full on gibberish.

Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.

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