Alex & Kate's SOUR GRAPS: Raw 4/17 | Little Rock, Little Roll (Patreon)

Paul Heyman struck a deal with the top mid-card heel faction on Raw to help the Bloodline take out Sami & Kevin and Riddle. The only problem is that that heel faction features Dominik Mysterio, so who cares. Also Solo got to beat up Rey Mysterio, so I guess that was good.

Cody got his match with Brock-er Texas Ranger. But the segment made no sense.

Becky decided not to come to Raw (SCANDAL!), so Trish got to cut a promo by herself, and they piped in some boos to cover for the fact that her promo didn't make any sense.

Seth and Miz had the best match of the night, but that's a bad thing because The Miz shouldn't be having good matches.

The women got to do some stuff, which is more than can be said for SmackDown, I guess.

Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.

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