Alex's SOUR GRAPS: SmackDown 8/13--Vince Helps Those Who Help Themselves (Patreon)

The first half hour of the show was devoted to a promo that had like 4 good minutes worth of material. There was no women's match. Sasha hired two goons as backup, but they're both losers. There was an IC Title match, *where the belt changed hands*, and I don't see how anyone could possibly care.

Also, Baron Corbin could stop being poor if he just tried harder. But not by asking for help. It's not okay to ask for help. So sayeth Vince McMahon.

Everything sucks. (EXCEPT RAMPAGE.)

Let's talk about it.

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/C9B1gMSWPMc