Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Notes (Patreon)
Published:
2020-09-26 14:07:55
Imported:
2022-02
Content
- Hope the crowd chants for Daniel Bryan during this IC Title ascension ceremony.
- Sami Zayn is spitting facts.
- WHY ARE THEY DOING A TRIPLE THREAT NOW?!?!?!?!
- Don't care about this match. Someone will win and Michael Cole will talk about momentum, the loser will get their heat back and then I'll just wonder why this match wasn't for the title. Or it'll end in a DQ and I'll wonder why they bothered to do this days before the PPV. Make matches feel fresh on PPV.
- Alright, Sami pinned Jeff. He's the champion.
- Or maybe Jeff is the champion.
- Morrison is like "thousands of people are watching on IG Live." Bro, you're live on FOX.
- Bayley did a promo. She's wrestling Nikki on Sunday. No one cares.
- A match I feel we've seen 100 times. In fact, three of Nakamura's last five matches before tonight were against Metalik in some capacity, including a singles match on August 13.
- Good for Nakamura.
- The Roman/Uso stuff remains very good. I like that Jey asked about the look. Make little things like that matter.
- A Payback rematch that I do not care about.
- Match was fine. I think. Who could possibly care?
- Riddle loses. His music still plays. Nothing stops a stallion or something.
- Untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me.
- The thought Alexa was supposed to go full trance with the Fiend laugh/mention. Maybe not?
- Oh. It takes the red lights to get her to snap. That's good to know.
- And a DQ in the main event. Fuck this show.
- Roman is spitting bars.
- FIGHT BACK JEY!
- TALK TO EM JEY!
- That closing segment ruled.
- Good Time Scale Rating: Bless Roman and Jey.