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Jeremy Lambert's THUNDERDOME Notes (Patreon)

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2020-08-22 01:59:46

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2022-02

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Hey, have you heard about the ThunderDome?
Can't be any worse than the Oklahoma City Thunder
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!
Wait, wrong song. Shit, Sean is right. Every AC/DC song is the same. No one tell him I said this.
THUNDERDOME!
I hear Vince won't ask anyone to do anything that he won't do himself. So, I fully expect Vince to throw two cinderblocks through a window tonight.
They could not wait to show off The Fiend's entrance in the ThunderDome. I just imagine Kevin Dunn sweating profusely, counting down the seconds until he could be show off all his cool lasers for The Fiend in the ThunderDome.
Vince just standing in the ring like, 'This clown ain't shit.' Bless him.
Welllll, it's the Strow Show.
Vince disappeared.
Retribution took more steroids.
CAMERA CUT! CAMERA CUT! CAMERA CUT!
The Royal Rumble is Sunday!
Miz. Layers.
The group known as Retribution.
"It's hard to pay attention to this match with everything going on." Thanks for letting me know I don't need to pay attention to this match.
The group known as Retribution are flicking the lights again.
Everyone in the ThunderDome is frozen. They could have achieved the same effect with photos sent in by fans. This is awesome.
Otis forgot his briefcase this week.
Wow, really strapping the rocket to Big E.
Imagine Shinsuke's old entrance in the ThunderDome.
The Fartest
Cool match. Cesaro rules.
Kalisto like, "I spent eight months getting jacked and you geeks are still losing."
I want a trio of AJ, Bayley, and Sasha.
Mandy has really changed her tune. Please don't bring Sonya's real life situation into this. WWE is very bad at bringing real life into television. Just do your television show.
Michael Cole is over Boss Time.
Where is the electric chair?
Are they going to beat Naomi twice or beat a champion two days before the pay-per-view? STAY TUNED!
Glad they didn't beat Naomi twice, hope the win actually leads to something.
So many layers in the Banks and Bayley feud. So many layers.
Asuka rules.
No, please don't mention the stalker. Please.
Fantastic promo by Sonya. Absolutely killer.
Bryan has been well trained by the WWE production crew.
I can't tell if the crowd is cheering or booing Jeff being the IC Champion.
An amazing camera cut to the crowd.
They told Jeff to GTFO.
Analytics don't work in wrestling.
They say the greatest loves of all-time are over now.
Stop ruining things, Braun.
They're really trying to cover where the Fun House is. "Alternate dimension." This sucks.
What a bump by Bray.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Good Time Scale Rating: Parallel Universe