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Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Notes (Patreon)

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2020-08-01 03:19:44

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2022-02

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They are totally turning Alexa tonight, right?
Big E rules
They should turn Miz and Morrison into Troy and Abed. Maybe that's what they're going for and they're just very bad at it.
So is Braun dead or no?
It's almost like Gran Metalik is good.
AJ Styles. Known for being very good.
I like that AJ's counters are just "Nah, you aint doing this."
People complaining about crowd noise have not watched sports being back.
The Intercontinental Title is the top belt on SmackDown.
Matt Riddle put over Chad Gable huge on After The Bell and said he really wanted to work with him. Please credit me for this scoop.
BAR FIGHT!!!! REPLAY THE ENTIRE BAR FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!!!
Did we ever find out how Jeff got his face painted? Was there a tiny mouse under that hat who is very good at painting? Sounds like a Disney movie waiting to happen.
Do they have any other plans for Jeff other than just remind everyone that he used to be an addict?
Listen to that HEAT King Corbin is getting
Why don't they mention EVOLVE and Catch Point? They own EVOLVE now.
At least Gable has some motivation that he wants money and opportunity. Gable vs. Riddle is going to rule.
While turning Gable makes little sense -- remember when he was with New Day? -- I hope this leads to actual opportunities for Gable to shine in promo/entertainment segments alongside Corbin. He's super charismatic and you'd never know it because WWE can only tell you that he's short.
AH! YOU MISSED! YOU'RE GONNA FAIL!
Miz is a very good first opponent for Big E on this singles run because of his championship history and also being easy to beat. The Dolph Ziggler of SmackDown.
Oh damn. That put Big E over STRONG! Even had a submission victory. Keep this up.
Glad Big E is chirping at Graves after the match.
Why are they using Lince/Metalik for this segment after AJ destroyed them earlier? This is really about the lack of tag team because Lucha House Party will probably be the next challengers.
Hey everyone, Jeff is still an addict.
'the 1' came on as Lacey Evans entered. This song doesn't fit her entrance for anyone wondering.
Lacey is like actually good in her role but people don't like her because WWE likes her.
Lacey Yano
Toru Evans?
Oh boy, that looked rough.
Naomi won a quick and sloppy match that did no one any favors but she won so WWE will be like "THERE YA GO!"
Back to folklore.
Who stole Otis' briefcase?
WWE hates women who are just trying to put on lipstick.
Sonya is about to go all Sweeney Todd on Mandy.
AHHHHHAHA SONYA THREATENING THESE FOOLS WITH AN ELECTRIC RAZOR!
Okay, Miz and Morrison are definitely trying to be Troy and Abed.
Didn't need comedy after a serious segment.
'invisible string' works as a theme song for Bayley.
They just gave up calling it The Horror Show at Extreme Rules after the event.
Bayley taunting SummerSlam opponent Michael Cole
I feel like a live crowd would be going crazy for this match. Great blend of action, storytelling, and drama.
A CLEAN FINISH!
Oh, we are doing this.
Right now.
It's happening.
Alexa took the same bump I took on The Distraction.
Oh. Holy shit. We're doing something completely different.
This rules
Seth Rollins was more scared of The Fiend than Alexa.