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Liv Morgan defeated Natalya
5.5/10

  • I've been talking to a whole lot of fans of Liv Morgan backstage.
  • They start things off friendly, but Nattie keeps getting the upper hand.
  • The two trade holds, but Natalya is taking Liv to school.
  • Liv gets a Codebreaker variation off a slingshot atomic bomb counter.
  • Morgan's dropkick against the ropes works really well.
  • Every WrestleMania match Natalya had before tonight had at least six people in it.
  • Natalya gets rolled up with a body scissors for the pin.

NXT Women's Championship
Charlotte Flair defeated Rhea Ripley (c) to win the title
8/10

  • Rhea wearing Mania-worthy gear.
  • Charlotte goes for a
  • A lot of "REALLY, CHARLOTTE?" from Rhea early. She fortunately switches up the trash talk.
  • I thought we were about to get a 90 second finish there after the Riptide.
  • Ripley is really taking over. She has some kind of lazy kicks, but goes to an aggressive body scissors.
  • Charlotte works over Ripley's leg and does it well. The lack of the crowd really adds to the leg getting worked over.
  • This is very physical, and the strikes are landing hard. The two have really good chemistry. A Ripley kick misses, but she makes up for it with a dropkick, and later a missile dropkick.
  • Charlotte's LIMB WORK is outstanding, Ripley's selling it outstanding. Ripley's Solefood, Charlotte's Boston Crab, a series of pin reversals.
  • Ripley gets front superplexed to the mat.
  • Charlotte eats foot on a moonsault attempt and does a terible spear.
  • Flair applies a Figure Eight, and Ripley is slugging away. Ripley taps out!!

Aleister Black defeated Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana)
5/10

  • This is the Elias vs. Baron Corbin of last night, only better.
  • Lashley is wearing tights. They work for him. I like the updated look.
  • Lashley beats down Aleister Black the entire match besides an Asai Moonsault.
  • Black counters the spear with Black Mass and wins.
  • No reason this couldn't have been on tomorrow night's Raw.

Otis defeated Dolph Ziggler (w/ Sonya Deville)
5/10

  • So they had Ziggler resort to shouting the same insults Mandy was in the ring late last year.
  • Sonya is with Ziggler.
  • Ziggler connects with a big dropkick and is in control until a catapult.
  • Otis starts mowing down Ziggler. Pop-up World's Strongest Slam.
  • Sonya causes a distraction and Ziggler kicks Otis in the balls. Mandy comes out, attacks Sonya, and low blows Ziggler.
  • Caterpillar wins it.
  • Otis vs. Ziggler really needed a crowd. Ironically, the rest of it took place without a crowd, but the culmination needed it most
  • Otis and Mandy kiss.

WWE 24/7 Championship
Rob Gronkowski defeated Mojo Rawley (c) to win the title

  • A bunch of dorks chase Rawley out to the ring.
  • I couldn't tell who the other guys were cause of the camera shaking
  • Gronk had said earlier he wanted to win the title, so he jumps off the platform onto all the dorks and wins the title.
  • He darts out of the building.

Last Man Standing
Edge defeated Randy Orton
5/10

  • Randy Orton OUT OF NOWHERE with an RKO. He posed as a cameraman.
  • Another RKO hits. Orton cracks Edge with a camera.
  • They brawl into the gym of the PC and Orton chokes Edge. Edge pull-up kicks Orton.
  • Edge does an odd swinging seated senton off weight equipment.
  • Edge sends Orton into a door after avoiding a HAM SLED.
  • Edge gets sent off the stage into the barricade.
  • Not a ton of bumps being taken in this match. They fight into the board room and the hall way.
  • This just hasn't been good. Edge isn't bumping, and it's a lot of the same thing over and over.
  • That elbow drop from Edge through a table ruled, and it would have ruled a whole lot more if I could have actually seen what happened. Unfortunately, WWE teaches people to shake a camera instead of shooting what happens.
  • Commentary calling this like it's a golf tournament certainly doesn't help.
  • Draping DDT on a truck bed hits for Orton.
  • Spear and an RKO on top of the semi truck.
  • This match has gone over 30 minutes and it needed like half of that in this situation.
  • Chairs are brought out and Edge gets the upper hand.
  • Edge finishes Orton with a Conchairto.
  • This was way, way too long.

WWE Raw Tag Team Championships
Street Profits (c) defeated Austin Theory and Angel Garza (w/ Zelina) to retain the title
5/10

  • Another Raw hour two match that wasn't necessary tonight.
  • Ford and Garza both hit dives.
  • Angelo was a little slow on this one at times
  • Theory hits a TKO, but Ford lands a Frog Splash and Angelo gets the pin.
  • Austin and Angel beat down Street Profits after the match and Zelina gets a kick in.
  • Bianca Belair shows up and saves them and hits Zelina with a KOD.
  • The Bianca Belair moment is another I wish could have happened in front of 70k.
  • Titus O'Neil takes over hosting for Gronk.

WWE Smackdown Women's Championship
Bayley (c) defeated Lacey Evans, Sasha Banks, Naomi and Tamina to retain the title
6.5/10

  • Naomi has different hair every week and it always looks awesome.
  • Everyone jumps Tamina, but she fights them off.
  • There's a neat merry go round spot with everyone but Tamina.
  • Bayley responding to hearing Michael Cole's commentary was amazing hahaha.
  • Good on Cole for calling out the ref for threatening to DQ in a no DQ match. Unless he was saying he couldn't count the pin.
  • Everyone helps pin Tamina.
  • Bayley and Sasha double team Naomi and Sasha submits her.
  • Bayley has become one of the most verbally hilarious wrestlers in the world.
  • Lacey repeatedly kicks out of two person pins.
  • Bayley accidentally knees Sasha in the head.
  • Sasha and Bayley argue, but Bayley saves her. Lacey ends up pinning Sasha with a Women's Right anyway.
  • Lacey and Bayley have a pretty good match of their own. Great, crisp knees from Bayley, kicks from Lacey.
  • Lacey gets tied up in the tag ropes, but fights back.
  • Sasha hits a Backstabber on Lacey, and Bayley wins with the Rose Plant.
  • I really enjoyed this.

Firefly Funhouse Match
The Fiend defeated John Cena
Angle: 7/10

  • Cena sees a Vince McMahon puppet in the Funhouse.
  • Bray Wyatt plays off of the Kurt Angle vs. Cena debut match.
  • Cena in his 2002 gear! Wow. Wyatt dodges Cena's slap.
  • Bray Wyatt sings Nikki Bella's theme to Cena to taunt him.
  • There's a Saturday Night's Main Event themed segment. Cena is there lifting weights.
  • This is a trip.
  • Thuganomics John Cena appears. He raps about Husky Harris.
  • "You're a slut for opportunity, you're blowing every chance"- John Cena to Bray Wyatt.
  • We see old school Bray Wyatt in his old house.
  • He appears in the ring, but can't hit Sister Abigail. He does a callback and asks Cena to hit him with a chair. Cena tries and disappears.
  • Firefly Funhouse match rewards you if you're a lifelong wrestling fan, and that I can appreciate.
  • Wyatt parodies Eric Bischoff in the NWO. Cena is there in an NWO shirt.
  • The Vince McMahon puppet says "It's such good shit!"
  • Cena is attacking Wyatt, but it turns out to be the pig puppet.
  • The Fiend appears. He uses Cena's own words against him about being the most overhyped star in existence.
  • Fiend wins, and Wyatt counts the three.

WWE Universal Championship
Drew McIntyre defeated Brock Lesnar (c) (w/ Paul Heyman) to become champion
5.5/10 (Short)

  • Claymore right out of the gate.
  • McIntyre misses the second and gets suplexed. A few more suplexes, as is tradition.
  • F5 from Brock, but Drew kicks out at one. That was definitely designed for a crowd pop. 
  • F5 and a two count. A third, and a two count.
  • Paul Heyman just tells Brock to keep doing it. 
  • Drew counters a fourth, and hits three more Claymores. Drew wins.
  • I think I'm done with the "lets do 8 finishers in two minutes and go home" matches.

Rating Guide
10- Perfect, 9- MOTY Territory, 8- Excellent, 7- Great, 6- Good, 5- Average to above average, 4- Slightly below average, 3 or below: Poor

Each match starts at a 5 and slides up and down based on entertainment, execution, time, environment, reaction and stakes. The ratings are in no way an indication of a "star rating," which is a completely different system. A standard, non-offensive "TV match" lands at a 5. The gap between 5.75-6 is generally the largest, with anything reaching 6 being recommended viewing.
These are opinions, and incredibly inconsistent ones that may change upon a second viewing, or sitting on the match for a period of time. Don't take them too seriously, and have (and share) your own!

Comments

Rob Wilkins

Any word if Cena will be gone again after Mania?

Anonymous

Why no Sami/db in highlight package

Ryan Smith

Hope night 2 is as good as night 1 but I'm ready!

Anonymous

Do you think the edge/orton match could go off set at all? Backstage, parking lot etc

Anonymous

Any idea how far in advance they've filmed beyond raw tomorrow if at all?

Anonymous

Any word on if Undertaker will be brought up on murder charges after killing AJ and the OC last night?

Anonymous

Good golly, Liv's screams during that submission move were really hard to listen to. What incredible selling

Anonymous

Ok I DEFINITELY heard the director say "And wide camera, go" when cutting back to Graves and Rosenburg from Renee, Booker, and Christian. I knew I wasn't making it up

Anonymous

Drew implying he hasn't won a world title? I saw him win the TNA title, the WCPW title, and the NXT title!

Rob Wilkins

Any word if Gable is getting another repackage?

Anonymous

Does it seem like everyone has really been enjoying being snug over last night and tonight?

Anonymous

The Rhea that beat Shayna is back and Iove it

Anonymous

Rhea call up?

Anonymous

I’m kind of digging lashleys tights

Anonymous

Money in the bank surely doesn't go ahead on that scheduled date?

Anonymous

Ziggler is NOT a 2 time WWE champion JBL. He won the World Heavyweight Championship #notthesametitle

Anonymous

RIGHT.... IN THE PENIS!!!

Anonymous

Wonder where the blue chew ad will be in tonight’s post show lol

Anonymous

Do you think edge will have one last world title run?

Anonymous

So 4 matches to run in an hour...yeah that shouldn't be a problem /sarcasm

Anonymous

And that brings the Wrestlemania death toll to 4

Anonymous

The Edge match was good, imo but I definitely wish it would've been 5 to 10 minutes shorter.

Rob Wilkins

SRS, you see Nia Jax tweet to Killer Kross

Anonymous

Holy crap that was annoyingly long

Anonymous

Bayley looks like a villain that has mastered every form of martial arts. I’m digging the white.

Anonymous

Love how when Cole said Sasha and Bayley almost got eliminated Bayley just goes "No we didn't"

Anonymous

Who's singing in their head "John Cena Suuuuuuucks! John Cena Suuuuuuuuuucks!"?

Anonymous

That was definitely different.

travis

I swear I just watched the exact same title match as last night.... Am I wrong here?

Anonymous

I’ll admit I loved Cena as a kid and Bray Wyatt (and the shield) got me back into wrestling in high school but I enjoyed the hell out of that. So much damn fun.