Sean Ross Sapp's WWE Raw Live Blog and Q&A (Patreon)

 I'm going to make my Fightful Select Raw Live blog and Q&A open to all subscribers tonight. 

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• Jesus Christ they took Jerry Lawler's old ass into this!
• Lawler, Byron Saxton and Tom Phillips welcome to TV viewers
• Edge interrupts and says "let's roll the footage." Stop making wrestlers do this.
• Edge says that he worked for everything and Randy Orton had it all handed to him and that tears up Orton. He admits Orton is one of the greats.
• Edge thinks Orton is jealous.
• Beth Phoenix was there to retire for him again before Orton attacked her. She didn't think it was fair that he would have to retire twice.
• Edge challenges Orton to a Last Man Standing match.
• This was an excellent promo from Edge. He's good no matter the crowd size

Other Stuff

• They're showing the ENTIRE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH.
• The only benefit is they fixed the Edge footage.

The Undertaker WTF

• That was the fastest Undertaker entrance of all time. No outfit. Nothing.
• Wait.....they had us sit through an hour and a halF of a replayed Royal Rumble to have Undertaker make an NFL combine worthy dash to the ring for a contract signing, flip a table and go to a commercial?
• They tell us it's because no contract was present.
• Then we get another video package.
• Imagine being the person who has to tell Taker he's hanging out in the ring through a commercial break and the video package, assuming this is actually live.
  
• AJ Styles won't come out. He and the OC are backstage. 
• Styles sends the OC out to take his signed contract to Taker.
• The DONG tolls and Taker is behind them.
• He beats up OC and signs the contract then feeds it to Anderson.
• That entrance is too short for a motorcycle so have Taker ride a bicycle out there.
  
• AJ Styles cut a great promo about Michelle McCool running Taker into the ground before all this.