A Simple Life: Chapter 135 (Patreon)

Winona actually thinks my idea is such a good one that she wastes no time in setting it into motion. With a final hard hug and a kiss to the crown of my head she sits me up and slips out from behind to go get her phone. Hurrying back she flumps down beside me and turns it on.

“Damn.” She says. “Kay’s tried calling like three times and a bunch of texts.”

“Er, I, uh, I kinda t-talked to her first.” I confess. “To see what I should do when you’re m-mad.”

“Ah.” She nods. “She probably thought I was out on the warpath or something.”

“Something l-like that.”

Dialing our mutual friend she brings the phone to her ear. The moment Kayla picks up Winona launches into a whole act, her voice frantic and scared. “Kay! Oh shit, I really fucked up Kay. I’m in trouble. I’m in big trouble.” As I clamp a hand over my mouth to stop my giggles I hear Kayla’s raised voice asking her what’s going on. “I didn’t mean to hurt her. Oh God, there’s so much blood! It’s everywhere!” After a moment’s stunned silence Winona gasps. “I-I think she’s dead, Kay. What the fuck do I do?”

Kayla looses her shit! She wasn’t on speaker phone but she might as well have been as I hear her scream in complete panic. “Oh my God! What have you done!?” Winona tries to reply but she was too busy holding in her laughter. “Okay, okay, okay! Lemme think! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh God!”

“BWA HA HA HA HA!” Winona roars with laughter and I giggle up a storm at our poor friend’s expense. “I’m fucking with you! HA HA HA!”

“What? THAT’S NOT FUNNY!” Kayla cries. “WINNIEEE!!!”

When Winona was able to breath again she wipes her eyes and says through gasping breaths. “You actually thought I murdered someone! Ha ha ha!” There’s some grumbling on the other end before the settle into their conversation. “Nah. I wasn’t angry.” Winona jests. “Not sure where you got that idea. I was as calm and collected as I always am. A tranquil lake on a calm summer morning.” She listens to Kayla a minute. “Yeah, I was freakin a little. It was all a big misunderstanding. My baby came and set me right.” She is looking at me as she speaks, reaching out her fingers find my hair and start to lightly twirl around in it. “Speaking of murder though, you and me are going to have a conversation about those cunt friends of yours. Yeah, Becca and Kimmy. They’re fucking dead.” A pause. “No! Not literally dead. Damn Kay, who do you think I am!” She chuckles. “But you and me are gonna sort those two out. They fucked with the wrong man this time.”

It felt weird sitting there being talked about but I had already told myself that I was going to let Winona take care of this and I wasn’t going to meddle. Plus, I was super curious what she had in mind for my bullies. Kayla was every bit as pissed off as Winona was and definitely a willing partner but it never actually gets around to the details as they quickly turn to what Winona had called about. She tells her all about my plan for the group to show up to the next game in costume as our characters both for fun and to help in immersion. She then tells her that this wasn’t an unusual thing and that lots of groups would dress in character for their games. Once she runs through the plan there’s another brief pause before Kayla cries out again, this time with excitement.

“AHHH! YES!” She yells. “We get to dress up in FoF!? Why didn’t you say that from the beginning?”

Winona laughs, expecting the response. “Thought you might like that. This Friday? Yep. Cool. I’ll text the others.” She says. “Shopping trip?”

“Hell yes! I’ve got ideas. Lots of ideas.” Again Kayla’s voice raises to the point I can hear it. It wasn’t too hard sitting so close and with no other sounds in the room, though soon it lowers again.

“Mm hm. Sure. That’d be cool.” Winona twiddling fingers had now begun to stroke my hair instead. Still she stared at me as she spoke to Kayla, making me feel so very beautiful. “Yeah. Thrift shop? Perfect. Avery would like to join us if that’s cool. He thought we might invite Briar too?”

“Hold on a sec!” There’s a pause from Kayla. “Avery’s coming as Althea!?”

“Uh, yeah. The whole idea is that you all do it together.”

“Nooo way!” Kayla squees. “Avery as Althea!? He’s gonna be soooo HOT! AHHH!”

My blushing cheeks warm at the compliment that I wasn’t supposed to hear.

“Easy girl, he’s all mine now.” Winona grins as she tenderly pinches my earlobe. “He’s a bit intimidated. He’s worried someone might laugh at him.”

“Laugh!?” She exclaims. “Anybody laughs at my bae lookin fab and I won’t need a costume to be a demon. I'll claw their damned eyes out.”

“There ya have it. No one’s gonna laugh at you, Sprout.” Winona says to me. “Hm? Oh yeah. He’s right here.” She chuckles. “Yeah, he definitely heard you.”

“Winnie!” Kayla protests.

I hold back a laugh.

“Avery!” Kayla yells through the phone, nearly deafening Winona. “Shopping’s going to be SO FUN! Lemme talk to him.”

“Nah. He can’t talk right now.” Winona’s grin grows as she shoots me a wink. “Let’s just say his mouth is otherwise engaged.”

My eyebrows shoot up hopefully. Was that a not so subtle hint? There was only one way to find out. As I slide off of the loveseat Winona uses the hand that had been playing with my hair to start to pull down her sweats. Yep! Hint sent and hint received.

“Yes I’m serious.” She laughs as I settle into a kneeling position between her legs.

Without any panties on I get to watch her long half aroused dick reveal itself inch by inch as the pants come down. The instant that the knob reveals itself I am on it in a flash. Gently holding her shaft between both hands I open wide and wrap my lips around her fat cock. That wonderful feeling of elation courses through me as I feel her warm meat fill my maw and swell thicker and longer on each stroke.

“Hmmmm.” I coo softly, joyfully, as I begin to suckle.

“Fuck.” Winona sighs as the pleasure of my oral hits her. “Hm? Nothin.” She tries to refocus on the conversation, only for me to suck a little harder. “Oh fuuuck.”

“Hmmm.” I mewl through a giggle. I LOVED seeing the effect I had on her. “Mmmm.”

Winona’s eyes roll back and she bites her lip to hold back a moan. “Hm? Yeah. Yep. Sounds good.” She turns her head away so Kayla can’t hear and gasps. “Fuckin hell baby!”

“Hmmmm!” Already mostly hard I am able to start a full steady bob up and down as I suck her dick as good as I can, which in my case was pretty darn good. “Hm! Hm! Hmmm!”

“Huh?” Her hazel eyes flare as she struggles to maintain concentration on the conversation. “Yeah. Yep. They open that late? Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Whooo.” Addressing me she asks. “7pm, Thursday for shopping? Friday the game?”

“Hm.” I give her a thumbs up then hit her with an EXTRA hard suck.

“GNGH!” She grabs my hair with her free hand and grips it tight. “Mother fuck…hmmm. Yeah, sorry. Seven’ll work. Fuck Kay, I think I gotta go! NO! You can’t come over!”

Kayla laughs and sings loudly. “Have a good night you twoooo.”

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