30 Days: Nov. 13th (Patreon)

Dear David,

Something funny is happening.  I think this challenge of ours is starting to affect me.  I find myself not nearly as sexually frustrated or pent up as I used to be and yet my baseline cravings are way up.  It’s like some weird feedback loop where the more I masturbate and expose myself to spicy entertainment the more I want sex.  I think I understand now why you’re so horny all the time!  Ha!  Maybe it’s just because all of this is new and exciting but if these new urges become the new normal, well, let’s just say that I think that I am going to need A LOT more attention from my husband.  He he he!  Lucky you!  Lucky us!  I suspect you knew this when you suggested it, my sneaky man.

So I am sure you are wondering about my challenge yesterday.  If you remember my massage the other day I said that I did it in order to get comfortable with my own body.  Well I thought that it wouldn’t be a bad thing to get comfortable with other bodies as well.  Real bodies I mean, physically present, not the ones I can see from behind a screen.  We are all born into this world naked and it is as natural as a bird’s feathers or a deer’s fur coat so why should I let it make me so uncomfortable?  At first I hadn’t a clue as to how to go about seeing a naked body in the flesh but, as luck would have it, I did some searches and found the perfect event for what I wanted.

You’re not going to believe this but, did you know that there is such a thing as a ‘Ladies’ charity strip show?  Ha ha ha!  I sure didn’t, but they do!

Not bold enough to go on my own I called Tonia and talked her into coming with me.  She couldn't believe the invitation was coming from me but it didn’t take much convincing.  LOL  Her boyfriend James took a little convincing but thankfully he is super chill and secure in their relationship, just like you.  After nearly chickening out once or twice and giggling like a couple of school girls we finally got to this little club downtown not that far away from that adult boutique that I went to.  The place was surprisingly nice.  They aren’t a full time strip club but a regular dance club that rents out their space on Sunday nights.  They basically had the dance floor set up for the performers with tables set up all around.  We got there early so we were able to get one of the table right next to the floor.  After some music and mingling and meeting some really cool gals the show began.

Oh David.  It was such a blast!  The whole thing is half played for laughs and half played for titillation.  Nothing was ever too serious or scary or skeezy it was just loud music, dancing, laughing and a really fun time with a bunch of other ladies.  I wish you could have been there, although I’m not sure you would have enjoyed it as much as Tonia and I.  He he he!

It was so fun!  It was soooo funny!  They had a butler, a policeman, a fireman, a doctor, a cowboy, and this HILARIOUS beefy guy at the end who wore lederhosen.  One at a time they came out to some sort of music appropriate to their costume and did their sexy routine.  Part act, part tease, part erotic dance, and part playing to the crowd they were all so good at what they did.  Without fail they had the ladies whipped up to a frenzy by the time of their big climactic reveal.

And oh my goodness!  It might have been a charity event but those dancers really bared it all.  I mean EVERYTHING!  Except for the polka guy these dancers clearly worked out and looked after themselves.  They all had big muscles and firm bellies and could really move to the music.  Very sexy.  I guess you’d expect that as they were professionals but still, they all had very impressive physiques.  And yeah, they showed down there as well.  They each started soft and floppy but ended their routine hard.  And yeah, those were impressive as well.  Just to be able to get aroused while performing like that has got to be a challenge.  And so many different shapes and sizes!  Who knew!?  I just didn’t know!  I’m still finding it amazing.

While there was a strict ‘no touching the goods’ policy those performers got REALLY up close and personal with the crowd.  At one point the cowboy was just inches away from me!  I thought I was going to die!  I sat there blushing so hard with all the other women looking at me and hooting and whistling and saying the most outrageous things to me as he danced and waved his thing around.  I almost thought he was going to hit me with it!  It was wild.  He called me a ‘frisky filly’ then moved onto Tonia who, being the joker she is, said something about his ‘high caliber six-shooter’, which got him to break character and laugh too.  It was a hoot.

The end of the show was the absolute best though.  That lederhosen guy comes out and he’s hairy and clumsy and he’s got a gut and a receding hairline and a terribly cheese mustache yet he had us ladies in tears!  His dance was to old-timey polka music and OMG he had us laughing until our bellies hurt.  The performances culminated in him getting us all to our feet to do the Chicken Dance with him.  It was so fun.  And of course in the middle of the dance he ripped off his lederhosen to reveal his ‘hosen’.  (That was Tonia’s joke.)  All I can say is oh my goodness!  The ladies went wild.  Afterward Tonia joked that with him it ought to be called the Elephant Dance.

Then at the end each dancer was brought out for a round of applause then each of them ‘auctioned’ away to raise some more money for the charity.  The winning bids would get a private performance in the back rooms.  To nobody’s surprise lederhosen guy got the highest bid.  It was all so fun and all for a good cause too.  It was something I never would have done before but I am so happy I got to experience that.  They’re having another one in two weeks and Tonia and I are thinking about inviting some more of our girlfriends along to it.  He he he.

After all that dancing and excitement I came home extremely worked up.  Had you been home and it been next month, ohhh David!  I would have given you a night to remember!  I know Tonia did with John.  Ha ha ha!  As it was, well, let’s just say that Mr. Purple earned his keep last night.  He he he!  I was kind of thinking that maybe once this was all over…you could maybe give me my own private show?  Whoo!  How is December still so far away!?

Ack!  I’m running late.  Gotta go.  Love you Papa Bear!

Your frisky filly,

Sarah

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I straighten the sheets of paper and fold them back in two and return them to the envelope.  As I walk slowly up to the office to shred the letter images danced in my head of ripped male strippers dancing naked in front of my wife.  I could see her blue eyes wide and twinkling as she drank in their perfect bodies and perfect cocks.  Just inches away.  Impressive.  Dildos made to resemble a porn actors schlong may or may not be to scale with the real thing.  But those dicks that she saw last night…there was no questioning them.  She’d seen the real thing up close with her own two eyes.  Would mine ever look the same to her again?

Out of morbid curiosity, as the shredder grinds up the letter, I wake my computer to search down the charity event that she spoke about.  It wasn’t hard to find.  From there it wasn’t hard to find the lineup of performers.  It felt weird looking up pictures of male nudity but my curiosity and my woody would not be denied.  Impressive.  All of them, impressive.  And the lederhosen guy?  Elephant indeed.  God!  Besides my own all of the dicks she’d seen thus far had been either porn stars or strippers!  What must she thinking of my humble hummer by now?  If she asked I would eagerly give her her private show come December, but with these guys setting the standard I had some BIG g-string bikini thongs to fill.

Nov. 14th