Claire Francois Birthday Event 02/03 (Pixiv Fanbox)

(Rei)

There is more to come.

Here's the next one.

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(Claire)

Thank you so much, 플랑 (@plang719)!

It's in a box, isn't it?

I can't read the letters, but the hands?　I wonder if she's got something on her finger.

What is this...?

(Rei)

All right, here we go.

I've been waiting for something like this!

Claire-sama, it's a useful tool.

It protects my fingers.

(Claire)

Why are you flirting?

Oh, it's a finger protection tool, isn't it?

It seems to come in handy when your fingers get cracked in the winter, for example.

Huh. It's on mother's side, isn't it?

(Rei)

And is is also an ally of his wife.

(Claire)

Huh?

Well, the bride is going to be mother.

You can also play with them like balloons, can't you?

It's interesting because it seems to have a lot of uses.

(Rei)

Yes. Clean usage is good around here.

(Claire)

...clean?

(Rei)

No, the other uses I envision are also pure, though.

And Claire-sama is pure.

(Claire)

What the hell are you talking about?

Come to think of it, the message that came with it said to ask Rei how to use it in detail. What's going on?

(Rei)

I'll tell you when we're alone. Yes, on the body?

(Claire)

On the body?

Is this the way I put it?

Why not just put it on your finger normally?

Hmm, that makes you grimace.

There, you've been tagged.

(Rei)

That's what I'm talking about after you put it on.

It's because I will be like that illustration that 플랑 drew.

(Claire)

...........?

(Rei)

Here's a hint.

You can close your eyes and associate what I say with what I say.

(Claire)

Okay, I get it.

(Rei)

Master Claire's underwear of the day.

(Claire)

If you don't take it seriously, you're done.

(Rei)

Yes, ma'am. First the fingers.

(Claire)

?

(Rei)

Night.

(Claire)

??

(Rei)

a delicate place

(Claire)

???

(Rei)

I won't hurt you.

(Claire)

????

(Rei)

Claire-sama's sleeping face.

(Claire)

?????

(Rei)

That was all that happened in bed.

(Claire)

......................

..................................

....................................................Oh!?

(Rei)

I'm glad you're aware of this.

(Claire)

Oh, wow, wow, wow.

What a gift you've given us,플랑!

I've got it on!

(Rei)

I don't have any problem putting it on, though.

And in the world I'm from, it's pretty direct.

(Claire)

Oh my God, something made of such a thin and stretchy material!

I'm sure we'll have more use for this!

You have no idea where you're going with this technology!

(Rei)

But it's a very hygienic thing, isn't it?

(Claire)

All right!　All right, that's it, that's it!

(Rei)

I'm going to start using it tonight.

(Claire)

I can't hear you!

Thank you so much, 플랑.

(Rei)

One moment, please, Claire-sama.

(Claire)

You're taking a break?

(Rei)

No, I need to make some arrangements, so I'm going to the waiting room.

(Claire)

I don't care. All right.

(Rei)

In the meantime, I will ask for a substitute. Alea, come here!

(Alea)

What is it, Rei-okaasama?

(Rei)

Would you mind emceeing for a moment?

(Alea)

All right?

(Rei)

Next up is a cooking tip, so I think it'll be a good reference for Alea.

(Alea)

!　I'm allowed to eat it too?

(Rei)

Good. Rather, definitely eat.

(Alea)

Yes, sir!

(Rei)

And Claire-sama, too?　Then I'm off.

(Claire)

Yeah, Alea. Nice to meet you.

(Alea)

Yes, sir.

Let's see... (Reads the script.)

Here's the next one.

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(Claire & Alea)

!!!??????

(Alea)

Ugh...................

(Claire)

It's a bell pepper...........

(Alea)

It was given to Claire-okaasama by 쓔.They say it's fried peppers...........

(Claire)

As for Rei, I guess that's why she left it to me and Alea.....

(Alea)

Ugh...bell peppers.....

But this is a gift for you, so you're going to eat it up, right?

(Claire)

You got nailed by Rei, didn't you?

You're going to have to eat it with us.

(Alea)

Eh-?

(Claire)

Well, that's half of it. (shuffling)

(Alea)

Mmm.......... I don't need this.

(Claire)

That's not what you're talking about.

It was made by 쓔.

(Alea)

Yes, ma'am.

(Claire)

Well then...I'll take it.

(Alea)

I'll take it.

(Claire & Alea)

!!!???

(Alea)

Claire-okaasama, it's...

(Claire)

Yeah, yeah!　It's delicious!

(Alea)

I've never eaten anything like this before. It's a little spicy, like it's sweet.

(Claire)

This will go well with the rice!

(Alea)

Do you think Rei-okaasama would know how to make this?

(Claire)

That's right. I'll leave a few things out for her to recreate later.

This is the first time I've ever felt like leaving the peppers out was a waste.

(Alea)

It's true, isn't it?

(Claire)

Thank you so much, 쓔!

(Alea)

Thank you so much!

(Rei)

I'm back.

(Claire)

Welcome home, Ray.

Stir-fried bell peppers, I almost ate them all!

(Alea)

Yes!

(Rei)

They are both great.

Let's use this seasoning as a reference.

Now, here's the next one. It's a joke.

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(Misha)

Thank you for .... the day ... of ... your ... birth ... Dear Clare.

(Claire)

Misha!

(Rei)

From Yume Yukino (@snowwhite7946), the villainess ver. (ex) Aristocrat Misha!

It was hard work, making it into a vertical roll.

Misha's hair is very thin and straight.

(Misha)

.......... (fidgeting)

(Claire)

Aww, aww, aww.

(Rei)

Claire-sama.

(Claire)

This is also Ray's local culture!?

You don't just give a woman a birthday present and then give a friend a birthday present!

(Rei)

The gift is not the main body.

(Misha)

The main body is you...

(Claire)

Oh, I'm sorry. Misha.

Forgive me for being a little overjoyed.........

(Misha)

I don't know what to do. Claire-sama has fallen down on the sofa.

(Rei)

It's all right, Misha, a new door is about to open for her.

Just Watch her?

(Misha)

That doesn't sound good at all, does it?

Claire-sama, it's all right.

I'm going to show you my hair because it's a gift.

(Rei)

Misha!

(Claire)

Ah.....

Is that so?

That's a rude misunderstanding.

By the way, are you interested in a collar?

(Misha)

I'm not interested, so please close that door.

Rei is a big fan of collars, so I'll ask her to go that way.

(Rei)

Misha!

......I'll send you a chocolate later.

～One moment, please.

(Claire)

Totally, it was Rei's fault that I got it so wrong.

(Rei)

I wonder if it's my fault?

(Claire)

But what's the point of being a villainess?

(Rei)

It's a haircut!

(Claire)

A haircut?

(Rei)

It's a vertical roll!

(Claire)

Longitudinal rolls, I think, too.

(Rei)

Exactly!　Exactly!

The vertical roll is a testament to the Villainous Lady.

(Claire)

I'm sorry?

Wait!　You're too prejudiced!

By that logic, I'm a villainess!

(Rei)

Of course, because the title of this work is "I Favor the Villainess".

(Claire)

I know it's a bit late, but that's not an exaggeration!

Besides, my mother is going to become a villainess!

(Rei)

It's really too early to tell.

Oh, Miria-sama is the one who gave birth to Claire-sama, and in my mind, she is the Virgin.

There's no way she's a villainess.

(Claire)

I-It's good to know.

No, hold on.

The vertical roll is a testament to the Villainess, I am the Villainess, and my mother is the Virgin.

Isn't it funny what you're saying?

(Rei)

Claire-sama, you don't have to do everything in black and white, do you?

(Claire)

Will you stop that raw warm stare!

(Rei)

Oh well. And Claire-sama?　What do you think of this Misha?

(Claire)

I don't care...I think it's just plain adorable. It's refreshing to see a different atmosphere than usual.

It's not like she's wearing school uniforms or religious uniforms.

It was so crispy earlier.

(Misha)

When I become a nun, I don't want to show off my normal clothes...

(Rei)

In other words, you should definitely not wear undernea-. (sound annihilation)

(Misha)

I won't let you say it.

(Rei)

I'm sorry. But I like it too, and so does Claire-sama. You don't wea- (sound annihilation)

(Misha)

I won't let you say it.

(Claire)

Would you please stop letting me into your quirky little circle of curiosities?

By the way, Misha, there's a collar right here...

(Misha)

Claire-sama, you're opening up again. Please close that door.

(Claire)

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.　But Misha has beautiful legs.

(Misha)

.... let's see.

I'm honored (wordlessly blushing)

(Rei)

Claire-sama. Do you want to see my leg too?

(Claire)

Not now, thank you!

(Rei)

And now?

(Claire)

Come on, let's go next.

Thank you so much, Yume!

(Rei)

Thank you very much.

Well, there's more. Next up.

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(Claire)

This is.........

It's kind of awesome. I thought it was a fine craft, but it is a toilet with a function that I don't understand well for some time.

(Rei)

This post was sent to us by 문수 (@wataosy1209) It's a so-called washlet. This is a multifunctional toilet seat.

(Claire)

I was surprised at the time, but now that I think about it, it's probably very hygienic.

Does this work in the Imperial Bauer dorms?

(Rei)

Uh... I don't know. Because we don't have the right electricity in our world to use this.

(Claire)

Do you mean electricity, like lightning and static electricity?　There is.

(Rei)

Also, electricity itself exists, but there are many adjustments that need to be made in order to use it. Specifically, alternating current, direct current, voltage, and current............................

(Claire)

Alternating current? Direct current?

Can't you do something about it?

(Rei)

It might be possible to do something with magic, but electricity is wind magic, so I don't know much about it.

And it's also dangerous if you handle it wrong. To be more specific, you die.

(Claire)

W-we're dead!?

(Rei)

!　It's a voice!

Alec-kunn doll, are you?

(Claire)

That doll is under seal.

(Manalia)

I guess it's my turn?

(Claire)

Oneesama!

(Rei)

Gong.

(Manalia)

Happy Birthday, Dear Claire.

When I heard it was your birthday, my precious sister, I came over.

It seems like the timing was just right.

(Claire)

Well done, oneesama!

Will you do something about it?

(Manalia)

If I can't do it, no one else can.

(Rei)

You're still pointlessly confident as ever.

(Manalia)

Hey, Ray. He's as cute as ever. Are you ready to be mine?

(Rei)

Please go home.

(Manalia)

Just kidding. Okay, Claire.

I heard about the thunder... what the hell was bothering you?

(Claire)

Yeah, it looks like you need electricity to keep this thing running.

(Manalia)

Hmm?

This is......... What is it?　It's a very beautiful piece of pottery.

Is this some kind of artifact?

(Rei)

No, it's the bathroom.

(Manalia)

..........

.......................what?　The toilet?

(Rei)

Yes. Toilets.

(Manalia)

Let's see.

Is that the bathroom, that bathroom?

(Rei)

I'm really sorry to see you make such a dashing appearance.

Toilets.

(Manalia)

.......................

(Rei)

So, what do we do now?　Do you want me to check the structure?

(Manalia)

Claire, I guess I owe you an apology.

Apparently, I can't either.

(Claire)

You're giving up before you can do it!? Oneesama!?　!

(Manalia)

Yeah. I'm sorry.

It's important to make a decision about when to leave.

(Claire)

Oneesama...!

(Rei)

You've only heard this name yet.

You're very quick to decide when to leave.

(Manalia)

Pfft.

How's it going, Ray? Have I fallen in love with you?

(Rei)

I honestly think it's great that you have the courage to speak out in this way.

(Manalia)

I don't like it. That's what I like about you.

(Rei)

In the first place, what are we three girls doing around the bathroom?

(Manalia)

Let's just call it a tactical retreat for today.

I'll see you soon.

(Rei)

For more details, see the rest of this story. Thank you very much, 문수.

I didn't expect Manalia-sama to be defeated by the toilet.

(Claire)

I don't think it's a win-win situation.

Thank you so much!

(Rei)

And here it is.

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(Claire)

Oh, my God....

(Lene)

It's a maid's outfit. Moreover, the length is long. Passed. It would have been perfect if the headdress had been an indoor cap.

(Rei)

Don't just come out of nowhere and expound on it, Rene.

(Lene)

You should call me Lene-sensei, Rei-chan.

(Rei)

Uh... well, you're in that mode today, Lane-sensei.

By the way, I got this one from 륨 (@freegothree)

(Claire)

Is there a pass/fail policy for maids' uniforms?

(Rei)

Oh, Claire-sama. That's the kind of thing that's going to be troublesome again.

(Lene)

It's a big deal!　Some like minded people have a penchant for short skirt lengths and sexually suggestive maid clothes!　That's not how it works!　That's not right!

(Claire)

Oh, is that so?

(Lene)

That's right!　Are you ready?　Maids' uniforms are work clothes, right?　Do you think you can work in a maid's uniform that short?　What if I spill hot liquid while I'm cooking?

(Rei)

The maid's outfit with the mini-skirt is a lot easier to move around in that one, though.

(Lene)

How do you know about that?　Don't tell me you're a pagan too?

(Rei)

A pagan. I heard that the author has worn it before. By the way, the maid's outfit is almost exactly the same as the one sent to me by 륨. He said it was too much of a coincidence and he was surprised.

(Claire)

I don't care what the author says.

(Rei)

That's true, too.

You should try it on since it's so important to you, Lady Claire.

I'm going to be a villainess, so please serve me.

(Claire)

What's going on!?

(Rei)

I think that's what 륨 recommended.

(Claire)

How could I do this to you? (mumbling (but wearing))

(Rei)

Let's get to it, shall we?

Hey, Claire, make me some tea.

(Claire)

Okay, I've got it.

Would you prefer coffee or tea?

(Rei)

A cup of tea, please.

(Claire)

I'll take care of it.

First, boil the water.....

We just have to put the kettle on fire, don't we?

(Rei)

Oh, Claire-sama, the fire is going...

(Kettle.)

Bam!

(Claire)

And then it blew up.

(Rei)

If you put a magic ray on the kettle, that's what will happen.

(Claire)

Ummm I can't even make tea...?

(Rei)

I like such a Claire-sama.

(Claire)

Rei...

(Lene)

Well... can I go home now?

(Alea)

Lene-oneesama, is this what you call an emergency shower?

(Lene)

Since Claire-sama and Rei-chan are a bit into their world, let's just end it with us.

Thank you so much, 륨.

(Alea)

Thank you so much!

(Lene)

And the next present is... hmm?　Here's something interesting.

This is it, she says.

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(Alea)

You have a notebook?

(Rei)

Oh, wait a minute!

(Lene)

I won't wait. Manalia-sma, please hold Rey down.

(Manalia)

All right.

(Rei)

Hey!　I thought you'd gone home!

(Manalia)

A reversal offensive from a pseudo withdrawal is also a tactic. It's good to remember.

(Lene)

Abupyss (@Stairev27) gave her a copy of the Revolution secondary creation of Claire-sama's main character, which Rei wrote in the past, and a diary book from elementary school.

Aren't you interested, Claire-sama?

(Claire)

He-heh?

No, I'm not interested in that at all.

I'm not, but...

It's not a bad idea to read it for future study, isn't it?

(Rei)

Why do you seem so interested in it!?

(Lene)

Well, let's start with the derivative works. Um... what is it?

"I'm Claire. Claire-François. I was an honorable Bauer noblewoman, but for some reason I was deported from the country. I didn't do anything wrong! But it's okay. I'm free from today, and from now on I'm going to crush the evil, treasonous Demon King Army, so everyone, please cheer me on!

(Claire)

Rei, what are you writing?

What's more, it looks a little interesting.

(Rei)

No, no, no!　The second half is completely made by Rene!

(Lene)

Hmm. You're writing well.

(Rei)

Wow!　Don't go any further!

Don't read that pink slip of paper in particular!

(Lene)

What's wrong with that?

It's good to be able to write a story.

Hmm.

..........

.........................Oh...

(Manalia)

Aw, Lene's face reddened while you looked.

You don't have to read what it says to know.

(Rei)

Leave me, Manaria-sama!　For the love of God!

(Manalia)

Hahahaha. It's a bit disgusting. There's a little bit of a grudge from earlier, too.

(Rei)

If you're going to hold a grudge, hold a grudge in the toilet!

(Lene)

..........

....................(closed)

Rei-chan, this is forfeit.

Is that okay?

(Rei)

I'm not Okay!

She treated it as a present for Claire-sama.

No, what are you keeping in your pocket?　Give it to me!　Or rather, bake it!　

(Lene)

Sigh.

I felt like I could open up a new market.

(Rei)

Develop a market!?

Which chapter did you see!

Pointy-pointy Claire's!?

Jerijari's at Lan Lan Lan!?

The place of Mokumepiro-Piro-Popopoporin!?

(Manalia)

I can tell you that it doesn't look very good, even though it doesn't convey anything. Yeah.

(Rei)

Claire-sama, please say something to her!

At this rate, the market for Claire-sama's model Waisetsu!*

*Waisetsu(わいせつ) means obscene.

(Claire)

... Today, we played housekeeping with Lea-chan, our neighbor. Lea-chan is a very cute girl and I like her a lot. I'd really like to pretend to be you, but...

(Rei)

Claire-sama----!?

(Manalia)

Playing doctor with Rei? Hmm. I'm curious.

(Claire)

It's so loud.

I'm reading this right now, so let me focus on that.

(Rei)

Don't read it!　Don't focus!

(Claire)

I think I get it now.

I'll read it carefully when I'm on my own.

(Rei)

You don't know at all!!

(Manalia)

I can't believe Rei is so distraught.

A black history notebook is a horrible thing, isn't it?

(Lene)

Anyway, I'll decipher it carefully later and make it available to the public as a model for our new business.

(Rei)

Oh, the devil!　Even the devil is lukewarm!　That's hell...!

(Claire)

Now, Lene, would you hold this diary for me as well?

If I have it, Rei will probably find it and take it away.

(Lene)

Yes, sir. Lambert, please.

(Lambert)

Oh, in the name of the Fratell Trading Company, I'll keep it safe.

(Lene)

Like producing ten copies of both manuscripts.

(Rei)

...I have no choice but to crush the Frater Company.

(Claire)

What the hell are you talking about?

Thank you so much, Abupyss!

(Rei)

Ah, ah, ah, ah..............

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