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Nothing really special about this one. Just something I threw together really quick. I quite like Queen Jayne. An actual milf in that she's a mother, but also an actual milf in that she's hot while still legitimately looking on the older side. Yes, I'm weird, thank you for asking.


Not a whole lot to say about the poses. Since I've never done her before, I just decided to do whatever basically. I mostly like how they came out. The blowjob I had to clean up after making this post, since I noticed a little clipping, which is annoying as always, but it is what it is. The second animation isn't that great in my opinion, but I was committed so I didn't change it. The next two are nice, though. I could tone down the hair physics on the small strands, but it's fine. The reverse one I especially like, since Queen Jayne is a Final Fantasy rarity in that she isn't a complete stick and has some plump underneath her dress, hence the hint. Admittedly it's most likely just a "couldn't be arsed" sort of deal where they used a default body to model the clothes onto and didn't do any adjustments to the lower body that is never visible, but still. In fact, I have a compelling argument that this is the case. Compare: Nyotengu's Venus Vacation body(non highlighted) with Queen Jayne's body(highlighted).

They're different games you say? They're actually both developed by Team Ninja, where they most definitely use assets between their games. Obviously they're models from completely different gens as well, so Jayne's model has a lot more detail... but there's similiarity there.


But enough talk about something that probably only interests like, three of you. Next hint will have an extra day, as tomorrow will be a Pixiv post compiling the past three and this one instead of a post here.


Hint - The next character has got it goin' on.

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BlankOn22

FK YEAH, MY 2ND BEST FF BABES. I have no idea about the clue, really 😂😂

srslynuts

Stacy's mom? No idea who lmfao

gunpla

Stacey's mom up next?! Quite a few mom's in FF. In 7R alone we got like ...4. Aerith has 2, cloud's and Jessie's as I'm reminded in lazy previews from a few weeks ago. Non 7 related, Hope's mom from 13 comes to mind. I'd guess Jessie's mom?? Jessie and Stacey both have that "E" sound at the end 😂

gaMerfUll

Day 4 out of 108..... My allergies are killing me... and we haven't even hit the double digits... What a journey awaits me. K... let's begin. Kyrie CANAAN... talk about an unsatisfying last name to say. If you're even saying it correctly. As expected she comes first rather than Yuffie. First thing to note... not amazing. Finally a different pose for the BJ, regardless, it is still a BJ. Next pose (the unique pose) is alright... he seems to be targeting me on this one. The hand covering her toe seems to specific to be an accident. Not to mention a very weird place to grab the feet. Perhaps headless-chan just likes holding her pretty toes you say. I'm proud of him, but I can't feel what he feels. I can only see... and I currently can't see. Next, the reverse section... the patterns are now obvious. For how long will this predictable pattern stay interesting? Who can say... Not much to note... hand to support her is neat. But the action covering ass cheeks return.... Continue--------

Anonymous

I liked the first hint where we could guess easily. Now this shit is impossible difficulty.

Anonymous

Got It Goin' On = Backstreet boys. XV related. Cidney?

gaMerfUll

Ah, next up... the DLC. Three only improvements visible are the hair physics. But I can't hold back my words.... the OG was better. Lighting, angle, stockings. Plus the reverse aspect of it. This being a mass production however, it was a neat attempt. One of those animations that would get better if changed into a portrait version for a closer look and feel. One of those instances where there's just "empty space"... Nothing interesting about her legs. So them being out of the frame won't hurt a soul. How can she keep her balance with her arms up while standing on heels on a bed for that long is a mystery to me. She must be a big fan of Sora.... and wanted to show of her hands behind her head skills. Male cums in this animation... Decent overall. Ending log... Why not sweat tho...? "The next character has got it goin' on." What does this have to do with "Stacy" or "mom" baffles my mind. Who the fuck is Stacy... and who is her fucking mom....? These.... are reasons why I don't guess.

Anonymous

No clue who the next one is but this animation is amazing! You can't go wrong with one of the best girls Kyrie! So good!

Anonymous

Quick, someone go through Lazy's FF tier list and find a mother that's ranked high!

Anonymous

long shot but Ameliance?

U.D.

Wow I was replaying the game and just ran into Kyrie like a few minutes ago, now I find her here, great stuff as always

Anonymous

Dang it, it WAS Kyrie! I should've gone with my gut after all! Ok... So... Got it goin' on... I'm thinking Stacy's Mom. And she was blonde... A blonde mom has to be Claudia! It just has to be... right?!

Lilkow

Still mildly confused about how Queen Jayne classified as thick, considering the type of characters you've gone through tbh And uh, the hint... Either you're trying to sneak Gladios into this anniversary or it's just Iris? She's sorta part of the backstreet boys in XV?

Lilkow

Actually now that I think of it, it's probably more of a Stacy's mom reference than a Backstreet Boys one... But we can't really narrow down which mom, so it's more of a roulette now. Gonna go with Jessie's mom now Me thinks you're going for a female character's mom, but Aerith's would be way too soon. Plus, you don't like Jessie so that plays into the lyrics. These hints are getting fun, damn

LazyProcrastinator

No sweat because I more or less want to save it for certain occasions. Throwing it on every animation, even if it is only the motel or whatever, will just make it less unique and get old.

LazyProcrastinator

There only needs to be one correct guess. Multiple correct guesses or incorrect guesses do nothing, so it's not that difficult.

LazyProcrastinator

She's thick for a Final Fantasy character. If we judge solely on what we can with the purely official bodies, she's probably got the most 'meat' on her. Gentiana and Aranea were brought up as 'thick' Final Fantasy characters, but they're all quite a bit leaner than Jayne. She might not be the 'thickest' character I've done, but for a series that has many a stick... she qualifies. Hopefully they stay fun.

Anonymous

Probably Aerith's mom

gaMerfUll

Is Kyrie one of those characters you wish you could have left more aspect of their OG clothes? Maybe the half bottom?? Or maybe the boots? Maybe it would have looked weird with the rest? Stocking-less boots would probably blend better with the outfit. But the shorties are definitely the type of clothes that would go with heels. Hmmm.... Did you ever mess around with that?

LazyProcrastinator

Nope. If the character has any of their original outfit, it's because I think it looks good. If they don't, it's because I don't think it looks good. I pretty much checked every character I could with what I have of their original costumes, and most of them don't work well. The outfit is very simple and 'tiny'. A lot of the characters original outfits are very elaborate or overdesigned. So, it leads to things clashing and being unbalanced. That's why Gentiana's boots were cut down - them being thigh high is too much for the outfit.

gaMerfUll

So....! You've I think explained why you like Kyrie more on a design aspect?? But is she a better character than Yuffie???? She is of course a very fitting character for porn. Her nature can be easily molded to give reasons for her naughty actions. Even Yuffie if you think about it really hard. What kind of character would you want Kyrie to be in Rebirth?

LazyProcrastinator

I call her bootleg Yuffie for a reason. I just think she looks better. And I don't expect her to be in Rebirth - she's in Midgar, and Midgar probably won't return until Part 3.

gaMerfUll

Just noticed I posted on the wrong comment. But I'm sure she'll be back. If I remember correctly, some NPC from Midgard can be seen throughout the game. Oh and hey, I just found out Teddie is hot! Both physical and literally. And Rise is dripping wet for the MC from rank one! Fitting of the Lovers arcana I say.

LazyProcrastinator

That's Johnny, and he explicitly leaves Midgar in Remake(which wasn't in the original FF7, as far as I remember. He just randomly showed up throughout the game). Kyrie is still in Midgar, and based on the novel she came from, remains in Midgar. I do expect her to return when the party goes back to Midgar, but I don't know if they'll get to that in Rebirth. Just wait until the school festival for peak Teddie. And yes, Rise is ultra-thirsty. It's no wonder she was in that drink commercial.

gaMerfUll

Novel she comes from...??? Well, she's bound to appear I bet. The young girl spreading her wings and venturing into the world seems fitting for her. I do like how she is randomly spread throughout the game and you don't notice the first time playing. So I'm about to segs Yukiko and I'm thinking on just having 1 relationship for the first playthrough. But I gotta be honest... Rise looks like a fun distraction.... (´-ω-`)

LazyProcrastinator

There was a FF7 novel from 2011 that introduces her character. Leslie is another character introduced in the same novel. They weren't created for the game, but introduced into the game from the various 'expanded universe' stuff they've done for FF7 over the years. I don't really have a 'best girl' for P4 like the other Persona games, but Rise is up there for me. Might be my favorite, but I kinda waffle on that.

sychosys

Free space!!!!! Kyrie's dumb hat always makes me smile, I'm glad it's on for the whole thing. Love all 4 of these angles, the wrist-holding on 2, the position on 3, and I don't know why but I always like when the girls have their hands on/behind their head during cowgirl. It's such a weirdly specific thing to like, but it is what it is I guess Also I can't believe Jayne is gonna be the next character in VV with a body like that. Thanks Team Ninja! As for the guess, I'm sad at the people who don't recognize the greatness that was the Stacy's Mom reference :( I would say Jessie's Mom, cause her name is the closest to Stacy, and also I'm pretty sure her mom literally doesn't even have a name, so Jessie's Mom is the best thing to call her.

gaMerfUll

If it's that old then they definitely will change the fact she stays. This being an alternate timeline and all. The moment I heard her JP VA I realized.... That voice ain't going to be used for a pure, wholesome girl. I was right.

LazyProcrastinator

I was chuckling to myself when you brought that up before. Couldn't even go the first four without doing it. x) Hands behind the head cowgirl is definitely nice. It's niche, sure, but I like it too. Stacy's Mom is 20 years old now. It's old timer music to some by now. :(

LazyProcrastinator

I would say no, since there are other characters they can introduce as NPCs in different locations from the various other games/stories. There's likely to be one or two in each location. And then Johnny will be that reoccurring character that they keep running into in each location with a sidequest to get him out of some predicament he gets into, to Cloud's chagrin. Hey now, she might be thirsty but she has a pure and wholesome yearning for the MC. ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )

Chanko Stew

Im out of my depth with this hint. Cant even make my mind up wether it's a backstreet boys or Stacys mom reference. Or... this ambiguity is intentional and we are meant to combine the two, ergo the answer clearly is Coctura Arlund, the the chef of the Mother of Pearl restaurant, final answer. I rest my case.

LazyProcrastinator

You'll never know if these clues are intentionally ambiguous or if it's just because I spent an hour coming up with all of them one weekend and put zero thought into them. My true genius at work. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sychosys

That was great timing on bringing it up yesterday. Little did I know it was gonna show up less than 12 hours later! :) And here I was wondering how long it would take to show up Fuck you for reminding me that it's that old. I just did a double take and had to look it up myself. I seriously can't believe it's 20 years old holy shit

LazyProcrastinator

Now you have to guess what the longest gap between them will be. x) I looked it up just out of curiosity to see just how old it was. I'm finally starting to feel that "god I'm old" feeling. TIME! *shakes fist*

Anonymous

Johnny actually does leave Midgar in the original FF7, it's just a much lesser scene than in the remake

Anonymous

If we're sticking to Final Fantasy, I'm guessing either Cloud's or Aerith's mom. If not then Edea? Though i think the hint's too vague to be her

LazyProcrastinator

Ah, okay. I do know there are quite a few Johnny encounters in the original that I missed, since I really only remember the one outside Honey Bee Inn.

gaMerfUll

I just think there are some characters in the game that seem like a waste to not see until part 3. And I really want a "where is Waldo" but with Kyrie. Along with Johnny. I even think his dad makes an appearance through the OG as well. At the very least, a lot of them will be seen at the gold saucer. She got me yearning for some hole let me tell ya. (´-ω-`)(´-ω-`)(´-ω-`)(´-ω-`)

benz310

Here’s a hint…if you pair this animation with the reworked one he did a while ago…perfect just perfect…. Loving all this stuff so far man. This for some reason has been some of the best internet fun I’ve had in a while… The anticipation of who’s next is cool because your hints are soooo out theee for me at least I just give up and wait till the morning to see who pops up. Thanks for some good content man! All worth it!

sychosys

My best bet would be at most a week. I would be shocked if it was any longer than that. Shocked I tell you! God I know, I hate it. I especially hate when songs date themselves in the song itself. Was listening to a song the other day that says "1993!" in it and it's like fuck man. That was 30 years ago lmao. Old man yells at time

LazyProcrastinator

This is Square we're talking about, so I fully expect to be wrong, but I personally think it'd be dumb to have too many of NPCs being encountered elsewhere. Johnny is already established to go to Costa del Sol, so encountering him along the way can make sense. Chadley is doing whatever now, so he'll probably show up at every town. But most of the others have their own stuff going on, so suddenly going out and ending up somewhere else would be weird, personally. But that's just me. She's a pure and innocent idol. Don't do anything foolish now. ( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )

LazyProcrastinator

I think I'd have to strategize my releases very particularly to make it longer than a week, lol. Yep. Time sucks, someone please make it stop. x)

benz310

Well…once the Marle animation starts dropping, it’ll get real interesting real fast….or shall I dare say Matoya as well…. When you say she’s got it going on, your talking about in years…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…ultimatetrollbot!!!

sychosys

I forgot, did you do like a random number generator on what you had completed to decide what order to do these in, or threw a dart at a board, or what? You might've said before, but I can't really remember. Or is it a secret >:) She hates time, make it stop, when did Motley Crue become classic rock? Oh god even THAT song is 20 years old FUCKKKK

LazyProcrastinator

It's a combination of things. They're hand-picked by me, based on who is done, who I want to release, if they're popular or niche, and some other things. I don't want to front-load it with all niche characters or all popular characters. Trying to balance things out some, but also trying to throw some curveballs here and there for fun. lol, I looked that song up too, because my mind went straight to it when talking about feeling old. ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ

sychosys

That makes sense. You don't want RNG to give you something like 6 milfs in a row, or start things off with like Aerith Tifa Yuffie now what do we do You know what's sad? That song is closer to 1985 than it is to now...oof...

LazyProcrastinator

Yep, pretty much. Although there aren't a ton of super popular characters in the latter half I'm working on, so I may have still shot myself in the foot. We'll see. x) No, no, NO! MAKE IT STOOOOP!! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

sychosys

I'm sure there will be plenty of girls back there that people will still like. Just throw Tifa and Lunafreya back there just to make people stew and wait for them, even if they are done :) I really shouldn't have brought that up that made me sad just thinking about it ;_;

LazyProcrastinator

Definitely be some. Just probably not quite on the left of a Tifa... but I don't know when I'm gonna bust out Tifa yet so yeah. x) I'm not crying, it's just the rain... ´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `

sychosys

Schrodinger's Tifa. Is she in this set? Does she exist? Nobody knows until it actually happens! Keep people on the edge of their seat It might be rainin for you but I'm cryin in da club right now, listening to all my 90's and early 2000's alternative music that is aging me by 10 years every time I listen to it ;_;

LazyProcrastinator

To Tifa or not to Tifa... that is the question. Imagine twenty years from now when we're talking about how those things were forty years ago... (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

sychosys

I'm leaving here now I don't need more existential crises about my music choices X_X

gaMerfUll

So wait... you've been publishing your anniversary animations for free in here???