Shadow the Grinch - Chapter 2: You're a Mean One (Pixiv Fanbox)

Shadow was leering at his targets with the kind of disdain that you’d only find on a battlefield. This was the true war on Christmas and it didn’t have anything to do with angry old white men crying about celebrating more than one holiday this time of year.

Everyone on the other side of the room seemed to be more or less aware of it. Even so, the first one who spoke up next tried to talk their way out of the inevitable.

“Hey now, man…” Manic said, sweat dousing the front of his face despite the fake confident smirk he wore. His eyes were even closed as he tried to snidely explain himself. “This was all just a fun little prank. I’m sure if we all just take a chill pill and–”

Nope.

Manic was grabbed by the top of his head by the angry black hedgehog and lifted above the carpet. This action made Manic’s eyes shoot wide open with the hefty realization that he was fucked.

Shadow didn’t waste any time here. He grabbed the hem of Manic’s shorts and yanked them down, exposing his Jem and the Holograms underoos to everyone.

Manic was frozen, staring ahead with fear evident on his face despite the growing blush on his muzzle. Charmy and Tangle couldn’t help but snort with laughter in the background.

What? His undies were funny.

Shadow tore the shorts away. He demolished them as Chaos Energy sprung from his fingertips. He made them vanish into embers in the wind. Manic was now dangling above the carpet in his underwear, vest, and socks.

“D-Do I at least have a say in how my beating will go?” Manic asked, his voice a tad high pitched. The wet spot growing on the front of his briefs signaled to all that he knew it was a dumb question.

A split second later, Shadow had his hand on Manic’s crotch as well as his head. He then applied pressure and squished the green boy down into a ball shape.

Manic grunted, eyes crossing and tongue flopping out of his mouth as he felt the painful sting of being smushed by the angry Grinch-Hog.

When he was done with that, Shadow then wrapped the legholes of Manic’s briefs around his fingers and began paddling him back and forth like he was a makeshift paddle ball.

He sprung so hard forward that it surprised the others. Sonic didn’t get out of the way fast enough and took several full body shots of Manic’s body to the face.

“ERMF! FURMF! BURMF! PERF!” Sonic made funny, pained noises as his head was shot back and forth with each hit, spit flying every which way with each smack.

Shadow reeled Manic back even further, holding on this next one, before firing the green hedgehog forward with a shot so hard it snapped the waistband of his briefs.

Sonic got smashed in the face with Manic’s body so roughly that his head flew back and he smacked onto the floor. His head hit the carpet but his feet remained planted on the ground as well, making his crotch point straight up.

Despite Sonic’s dopey and confused expression, that of his eyes spinning around in their sockets and his mouth in a confused oval shape, Manic was the one currently suffering the most.

Like a cannonball, he blasted around the room in a powerful ricochet several times over. It didn’t stop until he smashed into the table in front of them, making it collapse.

The green ball rolled to a stop, eyes rolling and smiling like an idiot with several gaps in his teeth. He then unfurled and laid on the ground, spread-eagle, his soaking wet briefs on display.

Shadow pressed a foot down on his stomach, ignoring the erection straining against Manic’s undies that signaled how his beta boy mind enjoyed the pain and humiliation a bit, and leered at the others.

“Uhm… so how about we try and explain a bit bett–” Tangle started right as Shadow grabbed at her tail. “Oh boy…” She whimpered a bit right as he yanked her towards him.

It wasn’t long before he had her overhead, spinning around in an exasperating and frighteningly fast circle above his head like she was the rope at a rodeo.

“TANGLE!” Whisper gasped, fuming the instant she realized something bad was about to befall her best friend.

Not on Christmas it wasn’t!

Whisper rushed forward, a shine of determination in her teeth and eye as she whipped out her Wispon from behind the couch. Why she brought it to a Christmas party was unknown but the answer was likely because she was Whisper.

She whistled and her wisps flew at attention, coming from the back room where they were watching the Muppet Christmas Carol with Eclipse, his Dark Arms, and his boyfriend Mickey.

The cube wisp, Blue Block, flew into the gauntlet when Whisper gestured towards it and in an instant she had a hammer in hand.

“Guys! Maybe we shouldn’t–!” Amy began, not liking where this was going.

Whisper swung in an arc, not caring about de-escalating the situation here. Shadow saw this coming and thrust Tangle down, lining her face up towards the hammer’s propulsion. Tangle’s frown when she realized what was about to happen was epic.

THWACK!

Tangle went derpy and cross-eyed, flying straight up so fast her clothes were left behind.

Her head rammed through the ceiling and poked up through the floor of the attic, tilted to the side with her tongue out and stars circling her head as her delirious pupils spun in their sockets.

Tangle’s body dangled in the ceiling showing off her green sports panties and her white sports bra.

Whisper was frozen in shock, just staring up at the friend she wanted to save with her emotions clashing in a confusing array of anger, shame, embarrassment, and whatever else existed in between.

Shadow didn’t have that confusion though. He flung Tangle’s tail around Whisper and wrapped her up within it, restraining her and making her grunt with a heavy gasp. Shadow then pulled hard on her tail and watched her spin like a top, furiously, around the room.

She harshly bumped and crashed into things while articles of clothing flung off her body as well. When she stopped spinning it was only because she slammed into the equally derpy Sonic, falling over on top of him.

Whisper was down to her teddy bear panties and a pink bra but despite her butt being in the air, the thing that sparked everyone’s attention was how her lips were smack dab against Sonic’s.

Sonic wasn’t able to comment on this because he was unconscious by now, eyes now anime swirls as birdies circled over his head.

Amy’s jaw dropped and the people around her stepped off to the side.

Tails and Charmy foolishly backed into Shadow however and felt his hands clamp onto their shoulders. They shrieked and felt a chill run down their spines before they slowly turned to look at the looming figure of Christmas Future.

“It was his idea…” Charmy said, gesturing to Tails, tearing up with a crooked smirk.

“T-To be fair to you we would have let you in on the fun if you had wanted to…?” Tails said.

“... Thanks, I appreciate it.” Shadow said.

Then he slammed both their heads together!

They gurgled and wobbled, hearing the oncoming tweets of birdies in the vicinity but tried to run away despite this. Shadow grabbed the hem of Tails’ Care Bears briefs and Charmy’s My Little Pony briefs and yanked them upward into a tight, powerful wedgie that got both of them screaming “WEDGIEEEEEE!” in unison.

Screaming that was just something losers did whenever it happened to them. They couldn’t help it.

Amy, meanwhile, had her hammer out and was spewing flames from every pore of her body.

“This betrayal won’t go unpunished!” She snapped, face darkened as a bright light shined in one of her eyes.

“Wait! Hold on!” Blaze and Silver attempted to intervene. “That was clearly an accident! Don’t–!”

“Just ONE hit!” Amy snapped, pushing between them and raising her hammer up like a golf club. “I’m just going to separate them so that they’re not involuntarily doing anything they clearly don’t want to be doing anymore.”

“Is that really–?” Silver began but when Whisper’s twitching body started to look like humping, Amy took the swing!

Both their bodies went soaring, with Sonic’s pants falling off from the hit, and they smacked hard against the window, making goofy faces out of it before sliding down it slowly and collapsing right back on top of the other. The only difference was Whisper was probably wetting herself a bit now, and her face was against Sonic’s undie clad crotch. His elmo briefs were cute at least.

Amy grunted with frustration and stomped. “Guess I’ll have to separate them again!”

“Uhm–!” Silver raised his finger but then his gaze shifted to the side when he noticed Tails and Charmy flying in and out of his periphery.

That was because Shadow was giving them wedgie yo-yos of pain that shot them forward and back relentlessly.

“Cutting off… circulation… to braaaain~!” Tails drooled, eyes crossing. “Going dummy dumb dumb~! Duuuurrr!”

“Daddy I don’t wanna wedgie no more~!” Charmy cried, sounding a bit regressed with his eyes having crossed as well.

“It’s fine. I’m done anyway!” Shadow snapped, stomping on the ground and swinging them over like he was doing the shot put at the Olympics.

“Duck!” Silver shouted. Blaze did so but Amy was licking her lips and reraising her hammer, too distracted to notice the two wedgied boys get slammed into her from the side.

Silver and Blaze looked on in shock as Amy’s dress and boots floated in mid-air for a bit before falling to the ground. Tails and Charmy’s shorts landed on Silver and Blaze’s heads respectively too.

Amy, Tails, and Charmy soared across the room and slammed into the crafts table. Amy was face first in the punch bowl, Hello Kitty panty clad butt sticking out of it. Tails was full body smashed into the jello, down to his Care Bears undies. Charmy had smashed into the cake.

Knuckles had saved the bowl of grapes but Vector, Espio, and Rouge were dismayed that the cake was ruined.

“Oh well. At least there’s still brownies here,” Rouge said, snagging one and munching on it.

“Is he unconscious?” Vector asked.

Espio leaned down and poked Charmy in the butt. It wiggled once.

“Yes,” Espio said. “Does that mean we’ll be spared him staying up as long as he can for Santa again?”

“Another win,” Vector said, going for a can of Sprite. They were perhaps a bit too used to Charmy getting knocked unconscious by this point.

Silver and Blaze looked over at the table of ruined food and out cold party disruptors before turning to look at Shadow as he dusted his hands off and shot them a glare.

Blaze cleared her throat, sweating a bit but wishing to resolve this matter peacefully.

She stuck out her hand.

“Shadow, on behalf of the others I’d like to offer a gracious and regal apology for our misconduct and my hand in contributing to it. If you have it within you to forgive me I’ll accept any punishment you want to administer within reason,” Blaze said, smart spoken as usual.

Silver just wiggled his fingers at Shadow in a small, bashful wave and said, “Ditto.”

Shadow looked between the two of them and closed his eyes before grabbing at Blaze’s hand, gripping it tightly.

“Okay. Thanks.” Shadow said right before holding up the phone with the hypnosis spiral on it towards the two of them.

Immediately, Blaze and Silver slumped forward, drooling with the hypnosis spirals in their eyes.

“Strip and dance for me,” Shadow said simply.

With a gracious salute and a dopey smile, the two ripped their clothes off and began dancing like idiots, swinging their butts around and shaking their fists up and down. Silver’s Superman briefs and Blaze’s Dora the Explorer panties looked great on them. Her training bra was a really light pink too. It was adorable.

Shadow smiled and walked over towards the kitchen just as Silver and Blaze started to press their butts together like Ren and Stimpy.

He grabbed a piece of the cake just from under Charmy’s snoring body and shoved a bit of it into his mouth.

When Rouge, Knuckles, and the rest of the Chaotix stared at him, he shrugged.

“What? It’s still good even if it has a bee in it,” Shadow said.

Vector sighed. “Yeah. I mean he usually pisses himself when he gets knocked out so that’s probably a part of the Christmas miracle here.”

Shadow made a grimace and then looked over at Charmy, examining him to make sure that hadn’t happened, and then turned to grab a brownie instead when he swore he caught sight of something damp.

Whisper’s wisps flew back into the other room to continue watching their movie.

Knuckles whipped out his phone and took various snapshots of the room, sending the images to Cream.

“I’m sure she’ll want to know what about this year’s party she’s missing,” Knuckles said. “I wouldn’t have wanted to miss this either.”

Sonic and Whisper collapsed on top of each other. Tails, Charmy, and Amy unconscious in the food. Manic destroyed and spread-eagle on the floor with an erection still in his underwear. Tangle dangling from the ceiling. Silver and Blaze doing weird synchronized dance moves in their underwear in the living room.

It all looked and smelled like a proper Christmas with the gang alright.

Shadow had to admit though. This year he didn’t really feel like the Grinch anymore.