Disgraced Warrior Leo - Part 5 (Pixiv Fanbox)
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Leo's villain arc begins. Or does it?
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The plan was simple.
Grab the biggest bomb you had stashed in your weaponry from back when you were a member of the Tonta Corps, sneak into Taurus’ house, set it in a nice spot, and then step back and watch the fireworks fly.
He’ll survive. He’s tough.
Seeing him fly sky high in his underwear or, better yet, completely butt naked with his eyes crossed and his tongue out was a mental image that made Leo’s giggle.
However, his mood soured when the news report on the television in the bar he was at came on.
Leo was now glaring at the little projector television like it owed him money.
Their small little TVs were shaped like apples and the wood mechanisms they used to present footage onto a screen was something else. The dwarfs were used to it though.
What was catching Leo’s attention was the jerk on screen at the moment.
“Yeah, the Tonta Corps has been better than ever with me at the helm,” Taurus said to the news reporter as they shoved their acorn shaped microphone into his smug little face. “The morale of the team has never been bigger and better and I can say with certainty that the advancements we’ve made as far as preparations for upcoming conflicts has far outweighed any we’ve ever had before.”
Leo snorted. He was sitting here in a small little restaurant watching this on a TV with about four bottles of empty sake next to him and a flushed red face.
“If asked what you would do differently about your rise to prominence, would there be anything you would change?” The news reporter asked.
Taurus pretended to think it over. Then he replied. “Nope. Not a thing!”
Leo didn’t get to see what was next in that report. No one else did either because he hurled one of his bottles at the TV and smashed it!
“FIEND! Hero my big tonta-butt!” Leo snapped, drooling all over himself while feeling around the table for another bottle.
Instead, his hand traveled up the face of the security guard that was standing right behind him. Leo turned around to face him and his eyes grew wide when he saw how big the dwarf was compared to him. It wasn’t often he had to tilt his head back to look up at someone of his own kind.
“H-Hello there! M-M-My name is–!” Leo began.
“You just smashed my boss’s TV. You’re going to have to leave.” He said.
“What?! But I just paid for another bottle! Least you could do is let me get that!” Leo snapped, suddenly forgetting his earlier intimidated feeling.
“Sir, that TV costs more than that bottle. Focus more on getting the money to pay that back first, then we’ll see about that sake,” He said as calmly as he could.
“Oh please!” Leo brushed his hands down the guy’s face, immediately irritating him. “You have no idea who I am, do you?! I’m the real, ACTUAL, captain of the Tonta Corps! I value hard work and maturity and stuff wherever I go and I’ve got just one thing to say to youuuuu~!”
Leo then took in a deep breath and began blowing a raspberry with his tongue at the man. His tongue was wiggling out his mouth as he did it and he was swishing his butt back and forth while balanced on the bar stool.
Everyone inside the place watched this unfold, uncomfortable and awaiting the result of Leo continuously getting his slobber all over this large man’s face.
There wasn’t much to wait for next. Instantly, his face was shown smashing against the window of a shop across the street. He’d been hurled so bad that he was flung out of his clothes and was pressed against a coffee shop down to his Backyardigans briefs.
The drool trail that he left when slowly sliding down the window was rather harsh to listen to.
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The next day, a sober but extremely irritated Leo was on his way to the shop to apologize and pay for the TV with money he had left over from his days as a captain, something that was about two weeks behind him at this point.
He also had a bit of a wicked smirk on his face. Why? Because after he did that he was headed right for Taurus’ place with a little surprise for him.
A nice, fun little prank he called an Acorn bomb, of course.
One roll of those tiny little things into your hut and BOOM! Now whose clothes are gone?
He was giggling to himself as he flipped through the money before his ear twitched.
“Taurus is so cool! He signed my hat when I asked him to! He was so nice about it too!”
“Yeah! He looked busy. I’m surprised you got him to do it!”
“Well, he always makes time for people who want his autograph. Leo never did that.”
“He always said he would but he would just run off and claim that a hero’s work is never done. I’m glad I never got his autograph now though.”
“Yeah. Leo is so lame. Even when you’re not comparing him to Taurus!”
This was followed by a round of laughter.
Those were the words of the children of the village and Leo felt them strike at his chest more so than any fleeting word of any adult. He was instantly angry with them for buying in the, in his mind, obviously fabricated hype that Taurus exhibited.
They were children though. They didn’t know any better. It was time to set them straight.
“Ahem!” Leo marched his way up behind them, eyes closed and fist to his mouth. “I do believe you three young boys are mistaken.”
The children heard that familiar voice and slowly spun around, instantly annoyed. You’d think there’d be some manner of conflicting emotions here, considering who Leo used to be to them but no. They only saw an overgrown baby and a disappointment. In his place was someone far more dashing, cool, powerful, and effective than him.
As such what he got for his troubles were them giggling at him. The giggling then turned into stout laughter. Then they began pointing at him while howling even harder.
Have you ever been laughed at by dwarf children? There were few things more emasculating than that.
Leo’s cheeks puffed out and went beat red from the reaction. He was feeling that need to pee again but tried his very best to will it away. It always sucked that his bladder was the first thing that acted up when he was frustrated but he felt he should take it to mean that he was getting frustrated too easily.
As such, he took a deep breath and spoke again.
“You are mistaken,” Leo repeated. “Taurus is a poser. He’s someone who weaseled his way into his position utilizing treachery and lies. You shouldn’t find his antics worthy of anything but scorn! Why if I were still in charge–!” Leo began.
“Boring!” One of the five young lads spoke up suddenly. “All I hear is baby babble!”
Leo was momentarily shocked. “H-How rude! Don’t dismiss me like that! You know that I used to be–!”
“Yeah, well you’re not anymore. So who cares?” Another kid said.
Leo was so bothered by this that his eyes failed to notice that the five of them went down to four in his line of sight.
“Listen here you little–!” Leo began, raising his voice and rather immaturely seeking a genuine argument with children.
He never got that far though. He was cut off by the feeling of air wafting across his butt thanks to his overalls having hit the ground.
His eyes widened and a burst of laughter exploded from the children once more. The fifth one that had scampered out of his field of view leaned over to his clique and gave a wonderful little peace sign signaling his completed mission.
Operation “Pants this loser while he talked on and on about nothing” was a success.
Now they had a nice gander at his Blues Clues briefs!
Leo shrieked like a little girl and covered himself with his hands, sticking his butt out as he bent over a little.
“What…?! What is this?! Why?! Why are you–?!” Leo stammered, struggling between sounding angry and confused.
There was nothing to be confused about though. It should have been obvious why it was done.
“Nobody cares what you have to say anymore. It’s not even worth arguing against you. We all know who you really are now so why would anyone bother?” A boy in the middle of the group said with his tongue out. That put things into a rather clear and concise perspective.
All it did was make Leo rattle and his reddened face boil over. Steam shot from his head and through his ears as he let out a loud scream and lurched at the gaggle of kids.
He’d been reduced to attacking kids now.
Thankfully, it didn’t matter. They all scrambled out of the way and he slammed through an empty barrel.
The kids looked back, a bit stunned, but snickered and began laughing again when Leo poked his head up from the debris. He had a wonderfully goofy look on his face. His eyes were crossed, cuckoo birdies were spinning around his head, and he was wobbling with several wooden boards sticking out of his mouth. They looked like screwed up teeth.
When they all fell out like planks on the ground, he shook his head and leered back towards the kids. He wasn’t done.
He shot to his feet and began to give chase! The boys all began to holler and shout as they ran about. They didn’t do it out of fear though. They were screaming because they found it fun.
They made rather embarrassing work of Leo too.
When one seemed to be cornered, they would rush out of the way and let Leo slam his face into a support beam of a building.
He would wobble back, gurgling drool and giggling like an idiot, before another kid entered his line of sight.
He would chase after them and the cycle would repeat.
He would bash into things, run into posts, smash into signs, and then eventually, he would be tripped and made to fall along the ground and slide through a wall!
One half of Leo was now stuck inside a restaurant while the other half, the half with his undie clad butt, was outside. The kids all giggled as they surrounded it too.
“Aww. Poor baby’s stuck!” One of them said, poking Leo’s butt a few times.
Leo’s eyes were rolling and he wasn’t aware of the restaurant patrons looking at him. He shook his head to clear away the derpiness once again before he winced and fidgeted at the touch of someone touching his bottom.
Leo blushed and whined. “OoooOooO~! N-No! Not my butt! Stop it!”
He said this aloud, confusing the people within the restaurant. Why was this loser, former captain, stuck in their wall and talking about his butt? What was with that weird moan?
“I wonder if he can feel this?” One kid reached into one of the food basins by the restaurant and pulled out a large worm. They were tiny creatures so worms tended to be the sizes of fish to them.
The kid stuck it into his underwear and Leo made quite the face when he did.
His eyes bugged out and his jaw dropped before he let out an ear piercing scream. The restaurant goers were shocked. Behind the wall, Leo’s butt was bouncing up and down like there was no tomorrow. He was doing quite the boogie woogie from the back end as the worm squirmed around his butt.
The kids were all laughing and taking little pictures of the scene. A video was eventually taken too since the dancing being captured via stills just wouldn’t cut it. They were also sure to point at Leo’s thumping bottom to anyone passing by. This was met with looks of confusion and disgust but also amusement.
Teary eyed Leo slapped his hands along the floor of the restaurant and strained himself to try and poke the rest of his head through.
“I gotta… get out… of here!” He exclaimed, knowing they likely weren’t done.
They absolutely weren’t.
They fished another thing out of the food basin and this time it wasn’t live bait. It was an extremely hot chili-pepper.
Ever had one of those shoved up your butt?
Well, Leo just did.
When it went up there, he screamed bloody murder, eyes overflowing with tears and mouth panting. His nose dribbled a little as well. The heat was mutilating his bum. He was shaking like a rattle and knew that it just touching his sensitive spot back there would mean steamy, hot dumps for a long while.
The noise he made when the kids plucked it out and tossed it in the garbage was also amusing. He pursed his lips and made weird kissy faces.
The restaurant goers looked completely flabbergasted. Was he being a pervert here? Is that what this was? Some weird public fetish display?
Well, that didn’t matter because next came the tickling.
Oh and did those brats start tickling. They got around his butt but they mostly went up his sides and traveled down his legs. His little feet were the perfect target too, seeing as how easy it was to take off his bottoms.
Leo belted out a strong and hefty round of laughter, wiggling his arms up and down while his eyes re-crossed. He looked like he was going insane.
Maybe he was.
Either way, the restaurant people had had enough. Security was being called.
This was bad. More people were on their way and it felt like it couldn’t get any worse.
However, it did.
“Hmm? What’s this?” One of the kids looked on with curiosity as they ruffled through Leo’s destroyed overalls. He gasped and dropped the item he fished out of his ripped pocket and watched it roll towards Leo’s crotch as he was being tickled by the others.
He was the only one who took notice of it but he was sufficiently spooked by it.
“Guys! Run! He’s got a bomb!” He shouted.
The other kids actually stopped tickling Leo when they heard this. All their little fingers went limp as they shifted their gaze towards the boy who shouted this and then followed his line of sight to where the bomb ended up rolling.
It was right underneath Leo’s raised bottom and right where he was currently peeing his briefs.
Yes, Leo was sighing with relief and blushing with his tongue out as he let his bladder go. All that tickling did him in and the comfort he felt letting his bladder go was almost euphoric.
At least it was while he was peeing. When he stopped and felt the wetness of the fabric around his waist, his eyes turned into widened dinner plates once more.
“NO! NOOOOO! NOT AGAAAAAAIN!” Leo screamed aloud, shocking any and all those still inside the restaurant. This screaming lunatic was about to be hounded by security though.
While Leo was busy crying about having wet himself once more, the kids had finally decided to run off. They left that Acorn Bomb there and looked back with mild curiosity as Leo wet himself while over top of it.
They briefly wondered if that would be enough to ruin it or something.
However, on the other side of the wall, Leo was face to face with the head security guard of the restaurant. It was a dwarf shorter than he was still but at least this time an adult was admonishing him and not some child.
That was small comfort for him though. The fact that he was being looked down on by this man and had wet himself again made him feel like he was the small child. His face got red from embarrassment. The thought merely crossing his mind made him feel awful.
How was this going so wrong before he’d even gotten to Taurus’ house yet?
“Sir, you’re going to have to come with me,” The guard said.
Yeah, that was rich.
“Uhm, hello! Can’t you see that I’m stuck?!” Leo snapped. He wasn’t one to jump to anger so fast but here he couldn’t help it. His rage was a mere constant at this point. He used to be so well liked and respected and now some dude who worked security was talking down to the true captain of the Tonta Corps?! No way!
“Sir, you shouldn’t have poked your head through our wall in the frist place if you didn’t want to get stuck,” The security man said with a nod as if he was being smart and reasonable about that assertion.
The other patrons of the restaurant seemed to be in agreement with him by the looks on their faces which only made Leo’s eye twitch with frustration.
He did the only thing a well-respected, mature captain of an army would do.
He threw a tantrum and swung his fists up and down in a rage!
“I didn’t do this to myself! Why would I? It makes no sense! You’re so stupid! All of you are dumb and smelly! You can’t talk to me like this! You can’t treat me like this! I’m the real captain of the Tonta Corps! You know my name! Say my name! Stop calling me sir!”
He was flopping up and down like crazy. The half of his body that was outside the wall of the restaurant didn’t realize that he was humping his crotch and butt up and down and smacking it on to the Acorn Bomb below him.
If anyone could have warned him to stop, they were long gone now.
The baby tantrum was put to a halt when the explosion finally happened.
In an instant a big BOOM went off and the entire wall Leo was stuck in was deleted.
He screamed as his body and planks of wood shot across the restaurant like a rocket!
Thankfully, literally no one else got hurt. The security guard was surprised and fell on his bottom but that paled in comparison to the teary eyed Leo, now butt naked in his lower half due to the explosion, smashing through another wall once he zoomed across the entire dining area.
Everyone still there saw Leo and his wittle wee wee zooming right by them. They also saw him slam through a wall made of plaster and into the kitchen where his naked self slammed into a silver pan hanging above a boiling pot of soup.
His eyes were rolling and the gaps in his teeth were comical. However, his slow descent off the pan and the fall into the bubbling soup made his expression even more goofy.
His naked butt and assets hit the pot and he began to heat up. Red in the face and feeling nothing but searing pain, Leo screamed as he shot out of the pot and blasted through the ceiling.
There was a hole shaped like his body above the kitchen now.
Everyone inside was incredibly confused. They listened as his scream echoed throughout the air accompanied by the sound of a falling whistle.
Then a loud slam was heard.
The security guard stood up and dusted himself off before stomping outside and peeking around the place.
He then circled around the restaurant and looked across the area as best he could before spotting it.
Leo was indented into the ground, his naked butt sticking out and a little sunlight bouncing off the pristine cheeks of the little guy.
The guard snorted. “Okay. Time to call the big guys.”
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Leo couldn’t believe this.
He just… couldn’t fathom this!
How did this go so wrong? He didn’t even reach Taurus house so he wasn’t even in this position for successfully pulling off what he set out to do!
Leo looked ridiculous. His teeth were still missing a few. His hair was all frazzled. He was butt naked and had pee residue all over his crotch and legs.
However, worst of all, he had handcuffs on.
The one who put them on him?
Taurus.
“Thanks for calling us, mister,” Taurus said, bowing slightly to the security guard. The man smiled and gave a nod back.
“Thank you Taurus. You’re an inspiration.”
Leo growled. Of course he had to be a sycophant too.
When the guard stepped back to observe the scene with all the other onlookers, this included the disturbed restaurant goers and the children who were messing with him earlier, Taurus stepped forward with none other than Princess Mansherry by his side.
Leo’s eyes couldn’t help but travel down to the Princesses’ hand as it reached over and grabbed Taurus’ like they were a couple or something.
Leo’s heart skipped a beat.
Why? He never cared before. Now he was blushing and fidgeting with anger and jealousy over seeing her hand touch his.
He must not have been wearing the most subtle face because Taurus picked up on it and called him out on his demeanor.
“What’s wrong? Realizing too late that you’d like to be with her now? Cute,” Taurus shook his head. “It’s the true mark of a loser that doesn’t know what he has when he only appreciates it when it’s gone.”
With that, he raised Mansherry’s hand and kissed it. She let out a giggle. An angry anime vein appeared on Leo’s head.
“You are gonna–!” Leo snapped before Taurus put a finger to his mouth.
“No. I’m talking now. You’re gonna listen or else–!” Taurus looked intense suddenly. “Got that? If you don’t, I’ll make you hurt until you do.”
Leo’s pupils shook and his knees knocked.
He swore he wasn’t scared of this guy. He didn’t care that his wee wee was dripping pee suddenly. It meant nothing.
“You are an utter disgrace!” Taurus snapped. “Bombing a restaurant? Streaking? Ruining the soup of the day?! Clearly we can’t let a baby like you continue to run around unchecked!”
Leo gulped. “Wh-Wh-What d-do you mean…? Y-You c-can’t… y-you’re not seriously going to arrest me are you?!” He asked. He thought the handcuffs were mostly for show or, at the very least, to take him to the palace and release him after a short stay in a cell for like a day.
Was he actually going to jail?
“Yes,” Taurus said. “But we decided that you won’t be going to an actual prison. We know you’re not a terrorist or a criminal. You’re just a big baby throwing a tantrum.” He said this while reaching over and pinching Leo’s cheeks.
Leo blushed heavily.
“Since humiliating you in that fight wasn’t enough-! Since demoting you wasn’t enough-! Since kicking you out of the Tonta Corps wasn’t enough… we’ve decided to send you back to daycare,” Taurus smiled. “Permanently.”
Leo’s eyes widened and his jaw dropped.
“Or, at least until you can learn to finally grow up.” Taurus smirked and snapped his fingers.
Two tontatta uncuffed Leo and grabbed his arms. They then began dragging his naked hide away while everyone watching clapped and cheered.
Taurus and Mansherry even shared a kiss.
Leo remained flabbergasted, eyes rolling up and tongue slack out his mouth as the intensity of his situation hit him all at once and he fainted.
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When Leo was dragged into the daycare center, the smell of baby powder hit his nose immediately. It roused him from his slumber and he blinked his eyes open.
Upon noticing his surroundings, panic rose within him and sobered him up more.
The walls were pink. There were decorations of baby blocks and numbers along them. Cute cartoon animals and posters of baby shows were strung around the area. He even saw a few cribs lining the walls and playpens near the center of the room with toys littering the floor.
Leo looked left, right, and all around the room before he felt himself really start to panic again.
“No! No way! I don’t belong here! LET ME GO! AAAIEEEE!”
Leo screamed when he was tossed in the air and slammed onto what felt like a rather rough changing table.
He bounced a bit and angrily looked up, expecting to see the guards that carried him off.
No. Instead he saw two caretakers. These two were much younger than him. One was a girl and another was a boy but they both looked like the kind of dwarfs that would be volunteering at a caretaking center for extra credit on their school project.
Leo snorted and made a disgruntled face. He could take them.
“Aww! Look at the cranky baby! He’s finally awake from his nappy poo!” The girl said, clamping her hands together and sounding excited.
“When the guards handed you off to us, you were making such an adorable little snoring sound. Can you do that again?” The boy asked, looking delighted to see Leo but for a reason he never imagined would be the case.
Leo began to look between the two of them with astonishment. The way they were talking to him was like… like… wait! He was naked! They were staring at him butt naked!
Leo shrieked and blushed heavily, covering himself with his hands.
The girl smacked his hands with a ruler!
“YEOUCH!” Leo yelped and quickly removed them to wriggle them about in the air.
“Ah ah ah. Bad baby. No touching your naughty parts,” She said.
“No covering them up either,” The boy added with a bit of a sing-song voice. “We need to see in order to diaper you up properly.”
“DIAPER?!” Leo gasped, flashbacks of his earlier diapering in public hitting him like a brick to the head. “NOOOOO!”
He no longer cared what age they were. He was scared. He admitted it. He just wanted out of here!
He tried to leap off the changing table but was grabbed by them both and roughly slammed back down onto it.
Leo coughed and then went limp, jittering as his eyes crossed from the impact of his head hitting the changing table. The boy and girl looked on for a few more seconds before letting go and watching his limbs dangle like noodles.
He was drooling a little too.
Good. He was momentarily disoriented.
Quickly, the girl grabbed Leo’s legs and raised them up, thereby raising his butt up too.
The boy reached down and grabbed a diaper from his bag. It was an adorable Dora the Explorer pamper, fit for a nice big baby like him.
Leo groaned but felt strange as he blinked back into awareness. He then gasped and yelped with fear as he saw his butt raised and the diaper drawing closer to the space underneath it.
“NO! YOU CAN’T! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BRATS!” Leo screamed and flailed his arms about before grabbing the edge of the changing table. He teared up and winced. “I’m the HERO! You can’t do this to MEEEEEE!”
Leo felt his butt flop onto the soft, crinkly padding of the diaper beneath him. He saw them raise the powder and sprinkle it onto his exposed crotch in a torrent of white rain. He felt the younger caretakers wrap the front up around his crotch and then close it around him with their tapes.
The diaper was on. He was officially trapped into a pair of nappies.
“Aww! How cute!” The boy said.
“I know. He’s gonna be the best baby we’ve ever had,” The girl said. “I can just tell.”
Leo’s blushing couldn’t be anymore intense than it already was. One had to wonder if it were possible for someone’s face to become this red.
He sat up and grit his teeth, sweating all over before looking towards the exit.
“Now hold still-” The girl said, successfully putting something on him. Leo didn’t properly pay attention to what it was though. Instead, he sprung to his feet and zipped off, attempting to reach the door and escape.
“NO! You’re not gonna keep me here! Me of all people!” He shouted.
“Whoops. He’s trying to run,” The girl said.
“Don’t worry. I got him,” The boy responded, chuckling. All he needed to do was reach out and grab the tail end of the purple leash they just put him into. Yes, he was too disoriented to have even noticed that.
He yanked on it and when Leo ran too far, the poor boy choked and was flung backwards, eyes bulging out as it happened. He was sprung back and banged his head against the leg of the diaper changing station.
Sitting there with his tongue out and eyes rolling, the two caretakers couldn’t help but coo at him.
The boy reached down and lifted the slightly bigger, former warrior up by his armpits and brought him over towards the high chair.
Sitting him down into it and clamping it shut, the two opened a jar of mushed carrots and mushed lima beans and scooped up two spoonfuls towards his slack jawed mouth.
When the gross concoction went into his gullet, his eyes crossed again as he came to his senses.
“BLEGH!” Leo gasped and sputtered. “What the–?! Was that the roadkill of a slug?! Why’s that taste so gross?!”
“Stop whining already,” The boy muttered and shoveled more of it into his mouth.
“NONONONO-MMMMPH!” Leo grunted and gurgled, shaking with discomfort as his face turned blue.
“We’re sure you’ll grow to love it,” The girl smiled down at him. Their grins were fairly wide. “Anyway, wanna watch a video of the great warrior Taurus reading stories to kids. He’s got a ton of new videos like that made and they’re super sweet.”
Leo tried to shake his head and refuse but the goop in his tummy was making him see stars. All he could do was jitter and slump in his seat. His silence was apparently all they needed though. They wheeled out the TV and put it on.
Soon, Leo saw Taurus’ face in front of him as he sat on a chair and began reading daycare stories to Leo as though he were an actual baby.
Leo’s eye twitched as more food was shoveled into his mouth.
This was going to go on for an hour and he wasn’t going to get comfy experiencing it.
Thus, his life at daycare had begun.
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What will life at daycare bring? Probably a ton of humiliation. What kind? Guess.
What would you do in this situation?