Erin & Felicity Attempt to Have Normal Sex #1 (Pixiv Fanbox)

Director: "Why are you here? You're supposed to be in school."

Erin: "It's lunchtime. We don't like the food at the cafeteria so we snuck out and saw you sitting here alone."

Felicity: "Do you not have any friends to eat with? We can eat with you if you're lonely!"

Director: "I have friends! I have lots of friends!"

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Director: <...uncomfortable. tries to change the subject> "Anyways...why are you wearing latex school uniforms? What happened to your normal uniforms?"

Erin: "We have to wear these because the ones the school gave us are cloth and the semen soaks into them and we can't lick it off."

Director: "Wha... Whatever. What do you want anyways? I'm trying to work."

Erin: "The next series has Felicity and I having sex in her bedroom. Can we bring in a bull or donkey for some extra fun?"

Director: "No, all you two do is have weird sex. The only things that Felicity has done since she started her is have sex with unicorns and horses and tentacles and Anubis, and frankly you're in a similar boat Erin. I want you two to have normal sex so you can show that you're not freaky weirdos."

Felicity: "Awww...that's no fun."

Erin: "Pfft. Whatever. I know what's really up. The Director painted himself into a corner since Alice is having sex with a chimpanzee and Bethany and Kaori are soon gonna be having wild pony sex. So he has to have a non-bestiality series otherwise the 1st tier people won't have anything. It's called 'poor planning'."

Director: "Whelp, gotta go."