Happy Thanksgiving! (Free pic!) (Pixiv Fanbox)

Alice: "Hi Mr. Director! I'm gonna go home now, okie?"

Director: "Sure, have a good Thanksgiving!"

Alice: "Wait...why are you still here? Shouldn't you be celebrating Thanksgiving with your family?"

Director: "Oh, no that's more of an American thing. Not really that big on turkey either. Plus I still gotta figure out some sort of holiday post for today."

Alice: "Hmmm...want me to go have sex with a turkey and we can post that?"

Director: "What? No. That's like...super lazy."

Alice: "No it's not! It's Thanksgiving related! Sort of. I can even put on latex!"

Director: "Absolutely not. The subscribers to this FanBox deserve something more intricate and thought out. If I just put up some picture of some loli having sex with a turkey that would be incredibly lazy and lowbrow. And latex does not magically solve everything, despite what Kaori and Bethany might believe."

Alice: "Aww...but I wanna have sex with a turkey."

Director: "There is absolutely no f***ing way I'm just putting up a picture of some loli in latex having sex with a turkey on Thanksgiving. I'm not that lazy."

Five hours later:

Give me a break, it's a holiday.

And I will admit that I have no clue what a turkey penis looks like. Nor could I even find a picture of one.