The Catgirls #1 (Pixiv Fanbox)

The Director: "Wha...why are you dressed like that? It's not Halloween."

Bethany: "No. After reading about how we're donating to help impoverished children, we've decided that we want to help out too."

Kaori: "Yeah. We wanna go fight crime."

The Director: "That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard."

Kaori: "You're the dumbest idea I've ever heard!"

Bethany: "We think that we can really do a lot of good for the city and help clean it up. You don't even have us in any series right now so we don't have anything to do. Let us go do this. Please?"

The Director: "Absolutely not. You know what happened last time I let someone go into town on their own? They seduced an Egyptian Sex God at the museum and made him come to life. Now he's running wild downtown, fucking anything with a hole! My mother is visiting me this week. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHY ALL THE DONUT AND BAGEL STORES IN THE CITY WERE CLOSED!"

Kaori: "But that was Erin and Felicity! Felicity is a total troublemaker! She always acts all innocent and stuff and then all the sudden it's like, "Oh wHoOpS ThErE'S A hOrSe DiCk iN My bUtT!" pfft....whatever."

The Director: "No, you're a total troublemaker! And why do you need to be dressed like that? We don't have unlimited latex suits you know! We don't have a latex suit tree growing outside that we pick these off of!"

Bethany: "Well, if we were going to fight crime, we wanted to be superheros!"

Kaori: "Yeah! We even have super cool names! I'm "Chat Blanc" and Bethany's "Chat Noir". Cool huh?"

The Director: "That's not even original. That's just "white cat" and "black cat" in French."

Bethany: "You said he didn't know French!"

Kaori: "Well I just assumed that he was stupid!"

The Director: "Hey. HEY. Assholes. I'm right here. I can hear both of you."

Bethany: "I'm not an asshole..."

The Director: "ohmyfuckinggod. You're just like your sister. You know what, I don't care. Go do whatever you want. I know all that's gonna end up happening is you find some wierdo to have sex with. Now leave because I can't figure out a smooth way to end this narration and it's getting too long and the subscribers are probably wondering what the fuck is going on."