The Olympic Trials - Equestrian #1 (Commission) (Pixiv Fanbox)

Director: "Come in Alice. Or Felicity."

Alice: "How did you know it was us?"

Director: "Because you two are the only ones that knock around here. What is it?"

Alice: "Erm...yeah. Okie. Um. Can we borrow one of the horses? Felicity and I were watching the Equestrian events at the Olympics and we totally think that we can make the Equestrian team at the next Olympics."

Director: "The horses we have...aren't really for performance. Well I mean, they are for performance, but not *that* kind of performance... Plus aren't you supposed to be interviewing that dog? Why are you in here? And Felicity aren't you supposed to be at the petting zoo?"

Felicity: "We took a break because we wanted to start training now! And we can totally do it! We were watching and all they did was ride the horse around that weird field! We have to start training now if we're gonna make the Olympic team!"

Director: "Felicity. Last time I let you off on your own with Erin, three hours later there was a sex god running rampant downtown and poor Bethany had to have sex with the museum director just to calm him down!"

Alice: "She's totally sorry about that! And we'll be super good this time! She promises, and I'll totally take care of her! Plus we have super cute outfits already picked out!"

Director: "Fine. But NO SEX with the HORSE!"

Alice & Felicity: "awwww....."

Director: "ugh....fine. Just don't tell Erin or Kaori!"