「剣豪おじさん事件帳（テキスト有版）」/"SAMURAI MASTER CHRONICLE (WITH-TEXT VER.) (Pixiv Fanbox)

と、言うことで、「剣豪おじさんの事件帳」のテキスト有り版が完成しました（ようやく！）。 この元ネタは子どもの頃に読んだ時代劇にあった設定です（！）。 小学校高学年の頃は幕末オタク少年でして……。小5の頃ぐらいかなー、人斬り以蔵・岡田以蔵が登場する小説を読みまして（岡田以蔵というのは幕末期にあっちこっちで人斬りしまくったアブナイ人です）。んで、彼が人を斬る際に興奮しすぎて射精しちゃう……という内容。別の小説でも新撰組の隊員が、やっぱり人を斬る際に興奮し過ぎて射精しちゃう、というような内容のものもありました。で、「そっか！おサムライさんは、人斬ると興奮して射精しちゃうんだ！」と思っちゃった小学五年生。何だそれ(笑)。でも、思うに実際に、そういうことは実際にはあったのではないか、と思うのですよね。人斬りなんて異常事態なわけですし。と、言うことで、40年後についにこの小学五年生の妄想が剣豪おじさん・民谷巌鉄斎おじさんの身に降りかかってしまったわけです(笑)。巌鉄斎おじさん、とんだ災難だあ！ まあ、二次創作のお遊び、ということで許してやってくださいませ♪ 追記：ついでに言うと「人斬り」という映画がありましてね。1969年の映画ですが。五社英雄監督で勝新太郎と三島由紀夫が出てる映画です。このリバイバル上映を観た小学5年生男子は、勝新太郎を観ながら「そっかー、この人が人を斬ると射精しちゃう人なんだ！」と思ってました(笑)。さらには映画の中で腹切りする三島のユッキーは妙にエロかったんですけどね(笑)。 追記：ローマの剣闘士とか中世の騎士達とかはどうなんですかね？戦闘の最中に異常に興奮しちゃって射精しちゃう、とか、ありそうな気もするんですが。 So, there you have it, the with-text version of "The Swordmaster Chronicle" is finally complete (finally!). The inspiration for this comes from the historical novels I used to read as a kid (wow!). When I was in the upper grades of elementary school, I was a Bakumatsu Otaku boy who loves the end of Tokugawa Shogunate period that is 1853 – 1868. It was a chaotic and blood-soaked era where politics was in turmoil, and violence begot more violence. Around the time I was in the fifth grade, I read tons of novels about the period. One of them is a novel in which a manslaughterer named Izo Okada appeared (Izo Okada was a dangerous man who slashed people here and there during the last days of the Tokugawa Shogunate.) ), and the story is that he gets too excited and ejaculates when he kills someone ...... Also in another novel, members of the Shinsengumi also gets overexcited and ejaculates when they kill people. Izo Okada, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okada_Iz%C5%8D Shinsengumi, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinsengumi As a result of reading such novels, I became a kid who said to himself, "I got it! Samurais are the people get excited and ejaculate when they slay people!" I was such a fifth grader. Yeah, what a freaking awful kid, I was! But I think that such a thing actually might have happened in real life because it must be an extremely unusual situation to slash people. So, 40 years later, that fifth grader's twisted fantasy ended up falling upon our beloved swordmaster, Gantetsusai Tamiya (LOL). Poor him!! Well, please forgive this as a playful work of a sheer fictional fan creation♪ Addendum 1: By the way, there's a movie called "Hitokiri" that I want to mention. It's from 1969, directed by Hideo Gosha and starring Katsu Shintaro and Yukio Mishima. When a fifth-grade boy watched this movie during a revival screening, I thought to myself while watching Katsu Shintaro, "Oh, so this guy gets off when he kills people!!!!!!" And Yukio Mishima's character, who commits seppuku in the movie, had a strangely erotic allure, you know? (LOL) The movie, "Hitokiri", https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitokiri_(film) Addendum 2: What about Roman gladiators or medieval knights? I wonder if they also experienced intense arousal and even ejaculation during combat. It seems quite plausible, doesn't it? Any episodes???