Odd Blitz (Patreon)

Turned into some weird tornado dream with helluva boss characters hiding from said Satanado and electric baltoys pokemon. Blitz stayed outside and I think died from it or something, because they did headcount in basement and he was missing even when they insulted his horns. After tornado passes they find a devils reincarnation flower and it blooms and weird baby blitz all feral and alienish like flops out. And he has a pak in like invaded zim. Someone puts forth a question if he's a bastard child between Mr krabs and the tallest because he loves snacks and money so much and for some reason has crab claws for hands now.
Blitz molts several times til hes back to normal. ... then he starts cussing out kids who make fun of his claws.
Then something about Japanese food and blitz constantly squeezing a door mat that makes loud squeaky noises to annoy people with.
Think I woke up then.