Help me write some terrible D&D jokes! (Patreon)

I am excited to announce that I'm approaching 200,000 YouTube subscribers, an occasion that I would love to commemorate with another collection of lots-of-D&D-jokes!! When I hit 50,000 subscribers, I did 50 D&D pick-up lines, and when I hit 100,000 subscribers, I did 100 "vicious mockery" insults. For 200k, I have decided to put together a video where I, dressed as Tasha, deliver a bunch of terrible D&D themed jokes and puns! (I'm not gunning for 200, that would be a long video... we'll just see how many we can put together!)

Here are some examples:

• Why couldn't the cleric with bad aim heal his friends? Because his healing mist.
• What does an unarmed fighter like to drink? Punch.
• Where does the BBEG keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Just like with the last two videos, I'll need your help — even my groan-inducing sense of humor and obsession with puns isn't powerful enough to fill a whole video! I'll be collecting jokes in two formats: First, in this replies to this post! Feel free to post multiple comments, or group all of your jokes and puns into a single comment. Second, I'll be doing a writing room livestream for $5+ Patrons next week where we can brainstorm jokes together!

A few things to keep in mind if you submit jokes:

• You will be credited by your Patreon display name
• By submitting, you're giving me permission to use your jokes
• Please don't steal jokes from other sources and submit them here! (Because I'll be the one accused of stealing!) I'd rather we get creative :)
• Meta-jokes are totally fine! Jokes about other editions of D&D are totally fine! GO WILD!

I can't wait to see what hilarity and nonsense we can generate together!!