Bandito Classics: Freaky found footage fantasy (Patreon)

I don’t particularly like found footage horror films. They feel jumpy and cheap and weird to me. But I’ll share a very deep truth with you: I don’t love the horror genre. The only reason I watched horror movies as a younger dude was that they were statistically my best chance of seeing naked tee tas.

But with this Josh Flynn masterpiece I get the best of both worlds!

-The Bandito