Who's in Need of a Giggle? (Patreon)

I saw these and it made me think of you. 🤭😉

1. Life is like a penis. Women make it hard for no reason.

2. Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

noooooooooooo!😂

3. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?

A glad-he-ate-her.   😁

4. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.

Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? 

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Love you guys! 😘❤️