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Hello my Sexies! I just wanted to wish you a gorgeous weekend and thank you for putting up with me here. 😆 I appreciate all of you so much. Go be naughty and nice, sweet and spicy in all that you do. I love you!

❤️Yael

And in case you need a giggle:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a handjob!”

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too.

Then, the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny. I dreamt I was skiing!”

⛷️😆

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Jari

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale.