Oodles O' Doodles (Patreon)

Above, a chick who takes the time to point out that she is evil.

Knuckle-dragging cave people. Ugh! Ugh!

Sometimes, after a long day, I feel like this is probably what I look like.
No, wait; I don't wear a @!#$ tie.

A snooty old lady. Don't know why she's snooty, but she's certainly had quite enough of you, young whippersnapper.

A vaguely Clark Kent-ish looking guy being surprised.

If I need to explain this, you're in the wrong place.

Reason #4,576 why I never wanted kids.

Enough! More soon to come!