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Time for some more doodles. I keep finding pages and pages of these things! Not only do I spend... um, you know, "valuable" time in meetings making these doodles, but apparently I keep them, too. Above, you can probably guess I was in a Land Navigation class. I think the lesson was not to become so fixated on your map that you ignore the terrain around you. 

Who needs kids when you have troops!? 

We had a 1st Sergeant go a little, um "wild" once. Someone said or did something frustrating (who would have guessed) and our First Sergeant grabbed a table and flipped it over, sending paperwork, two or three cups of coffee, and a government laptop a-sailing. So for the rest of out 2-week Annual Training, the running password as "Top Smash!"

I know a lot of former Sailors. This rings true. Actually, not just for Sailors, but pretty much every branch of service.
Now that I think about it, a lot of civilians too.

ROAD RAGE! Idaho has a LOT of really, really, reeeaaallllyyy slow drivers. And I always seem to be behind them. I think my front bumper is actually a giant idiot magnet. 

Then you get behind the really slow WALKERS. Especially when the walkway is narrow. I call them "Meanderthals". 

Several years ago there was a pro wrestler that got busted for some sort of domestic violence. I don't remember the details, but he blamed rage brought on by steroid use: "'Roid Rage". Of course, his use of 'Roid Rage as a defense in a trial opened up the "secret" about steroid use in pro wrestling, which of course was a total surprise to everyone, I'm sure.

Why should men have all the fun? "Title IX" laws ensure that females have equal access to sports programs, so why wouldn't they also have equal access to.... 'ROID RAGE!?

That's all for now... see you next Doodle Day!