"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in Latin - "Tū es malus, domine Grinch" (Patreon)

[LA] Ecce vōbīs versiōnem meam Latīnam "Tū es malus, domine Grinch"! mp3 libellus audībilis exprōmī hīc potest (tantummodo ā vōbīs fautōribus Patreonicīs).

[EN] Here is my rendition of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in Latin! the audio file can be downloaded here (only by you, my Patreon supporters).

Pellicula / Video:

https://youtu.be/cA1Z_9x8v24

Verba Carminis / Latin Lyrics

Tū es malus, domine Grinch.

ō flāgitium, vapulā!

es tam cārus quam cactus

tam venusta quam anguilla, domine Grinch

es ariēna fētida cute pūtridā

Tū es mōnstrum, domine Grinch.

locŏ cordis ūteris cavō

arāneae in cerebellō

animō es alliō sparsō, domine Grinch

equidem nōn tē tangerem 

ūndēquādrāgintā pedēs longō pīlō!

Tū esta' abjectus, domine Grinch

formīcōsus est subrīsus

tam tenellulu' es atque amābilis 

quam nauseābundus crocodīlus, domine Grinch

Inter vōs duōs, suāvior erit mihi 

nauseābundus crocodīlus!

Tū es taeter, domine Grinch

es mephītus pūtidus 

illōtīs cor ūdōnibus

illuviē animus plēnus, domine Grinch

Tribuz verbīs aptē dēscrīberis, quae nunc memorō,

inquam: obolēs, oboluistī, obolitus!

Tū es tābum, domine Grinch

tū es rēx tēmulentōrum

cor est lycopersicum mortuum

purpura sublitārum maculārum, domine Grinch

Animus tuus est horridum sterculīnum ātrōx superfluēns

pudendārum quisquiliārum suprā quam crēdibile est,

implicātiōnibus scelestissimīs nōdōrum!

Movēs nauseam, domine Grinch

ō nauseābilis verberō!

subūcula es sordida

veheris equō pandō, domine Grinch

rancidum pastillum es triōrum strātōrum, fungīs fartum, 

garō arseniōsō!