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I love it when a plan comes together. Or when a ferris wheel falls apart. GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST. CONSPIRACIES WITHIN CONSPIRACIES. MAYHEM. MURDER. And of course: LAST MINUTE BETRAYALS that will make you LAY A DAMN EGG. Welcome to the rapturous, apocalyptic, felonious conclusion to Erika Ishii's A COUNTY AFFAIR.

No. Loose. Ends.

We hope you've enjoyed A County Affair, our first one shot game! [these are mini campaigns we run while the big public story is still going on] Join FIRST TIME GM Erika Ishii (!!!) as they weave a tale of barnyard bandits, farmland fiasco, and kernel knowledge using only the Roll for Shoes rule set and the extremely illegal talents of

Aabria Iyengar as Phillip (the goat)

Lou Wilson as Itsa Winnerbaby (the horse)

and

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Ruthie (the Chicken)

with

Sound design by Casey Toney (a Human Man)

These eps will remain exclusive to this here Patreon for months, so feel free to take your time and luxuriate in the cornpone chaos. For a description of the rules we're using to make this arc, check out the previous A County Affair teaser episode!

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A County Affair is brought to you by the good people at Kerrrn™️.

Kerrrn: Yes, We Kerrrn!

Comments

Anonymous

YESSSSSS

Anonymous

Omg guys this is it! The heist is happening! *vibrates with excitement *

Anonymous

Ummmm hell YEA new D20 D&DQ *AND* Erika’s glorious finale?! what a blessed day

Anonymous

For anyone wondering, my gender identity is GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST.

Ngaire

*refreshing my podcatcher with waiting-by-the-door-for-a-parcel energy*

SvenTS

Woo! Let the Kerrrnpocalypse begin!

Kyle Thompson

Holy. Crap. This was INCREDIBLE! I AM *NEVER* GOING TO TRUST *THAT PERSON* EVER AGAIN!! 🤣🤣🤣

SvenTS

No. Loose. Ends! What an amazing ride

Adam Carter

That was utterly wild, I love it

Miyaa

Wow.

Addi Miyako

I need a ringtone of It'sa's raspberry noises omgggg

Clairodactyl

Oh my goodness this was so good, so chaotic and so funny! What an amazing first DM outing from Erika, and the heel turns at the end... literally jaw dropping. I haven't laughed this much in a bit!

Anonymous

The utter delightful chaos of this is a sorbet cleanser of comedic bliss before we return to the drama unfolding in WWW

Anonymous

The betrayel by Itsa such was a twist, freaking ruled!

Di4mond4rr3l

Once again Erika's patience was tested by Aabria's chaos magic... and it was awesome.

Kait

Just started listening to the ep and Ruthie and Philip’s couple name is obviously… Philthie 😈

Anonymous

i never could have guessed that ending-

FusRohNahSon

This episode is the equivalent of "Never knock the hustle "

Jackaloop

I hope we get a fireside for this one shot too

Erik Parsons

Taylor, the pigeon sounds with Night on Bald Mountain was truly inspired

Ebony Beck

Erika did amazing! This was so fun to listen to and I the characters were so complex for such a short run.

Anonymous

Itsa Winnerbaby vibes 🤘💗 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ4tgGEM/

Anonymous

It's a good thing I was working at home, because I was laugh crying for the whole "No loose ends" bit.

Candy Emberley

This is the best, most bonkers bullshit I have encountered in a very long time. I love it so much. Erika did a fantastic job!!! Congrats on running such an amazing first campaign!

Aragnock Hod

This was amazing x) Erika you know what you’re doing even if you don’t. Never doubt yourself! All of you are just the “GOAT “

Amelia Granato

thank you guys for giving me this incredible gift to listen to after a work week from hell 😭 i think i could listen to hundreds of episodes of this crew and their adventures. seriously, what a treat!!

jbyrd

I am just grinning ear to ear that there is a game that is based on shenanigans... And I'm listening to it with four Masters of it.

jbyrd

Biglock!

Kim Harris

I laughed so hard tea came out my nose. 10 out of 10.

Anonymous

NO! LOOSE! ENDS!!

Anonymous

Neil Cicierega GANG

Anonymous

The music from this campaign available anywhere?

Anonymous

INCREDIBLE, I've never seen 'ttrpg is just friends having fun' energy like this

Anonymous

I just finished listening and this is some of the most fun I've had listening to absolute chaos! I hope we get more of these truly insane one shots

Will Golihew

This one really blew my hair back. Everyone did a fantastic job. And Erika, as someone also nervously staring down the barrel of their first time DMing a game, your performance was emboldening for me. Also want to join the chorus of folks calling for "No Loose Ends" merch!

Anonymous

Brennan is absolutely UNHINGED

Madison Beske-Somers

What a brilliant, hilarious, and truly stupid story - I had such a fun time listening <3

Anonymous

Amazing!!! Fabulous job Erika, you killed it. I hope we get a fireside chat for this one shot. I would love to hear about Erika’s experience

Anonymous

This had me laughing non-stop. Will we get a fireside chat or retrospective on this? I'd love to hear Erika talk about her first time (crushing it) DM'ing.

Anonymous

So did Brennan learn it from his sworn enemy Emily Axford or was this chaos in him all along?

Casey Furtado

Omg the insanity! That was soooo good!!!

Amani Hope

imagining the farm animals with guns was a treat. Your humor is unmatched.

Anonymous

Loved this so much had me dying laughing

T-A-B

I've seen some tabletop sessions that go into Looney Tunes territory, but this is the first I've seen that goes full Ren & Stimpy

Anonymous

I need a Philip ASMR stat!

Robin Childs

What an absolute madcap delight

Mercy Meilunas

What a wild eide. Of the rails in the best possible way!

Anonymous

Is there going to be a fireside chat for A County Affair?

Kevin Goodwin

Yall need a Fireside Chat after this hot mess. Did Erika lose a bet or something? From reading to Redditor in minutes, sheesh.

Anonymous

It's true – bustin' IS what a buster does!

Anonymous

What I’ve learned is that, given the opportunity, Brennan Lee Mulligan is a Chaos Goblin rivaled only by Ally Beardsley as Kristen Applebees.

2ColaCats

I have never laughed so hard at a TTRPG podcast in my life

Anonymous

“No. loose. ENDS!”

Anonymous

Not sure why I thought listening to this at work was a good idea… I couldn’t stifle my laughter fast enough!

Grass

I want to be Ruthie

Anonymous

This is genuinely the funniest thing I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing

Anonymous

this was BUCK WILD and i loved it. many thanks

Mae Worthington

Brennan trying to lay an egg had me CRYING

Mae Worthington

Erika is a blessed gm for handling the chaos as well as they did

Anonymous

My sides hurt. This was INSANE 😂

E. Jason Davis

I cannot believe what I just heard. I have no idea how Erika got talked into this.

Demelza Walkden

PERFECT! Erika did such a great job omg I can’t wait for them to GM more!!

Anonymous

Hilarious and insane and fabulous!

Cobalt Paradox

If like to roll to "Accept Fate" But not my own...

Anonymous

That was an absolutely hoot!! Excellent job Erika~!

RoseWitch

Trying to listen to this in the office and look perfectly normal was a CHALLENGE! My god, this was so good, Erika did an amazing job~

Chris Kagamine

I was not expecting Ruthy to blow up a nice lizard who helped her

DreadNinja

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Good job everyone.

TwinArcher

Incredible episode! Erica did such a great job in the GM chair for first time. Would love to see you all play Fiasco soon in one of these

Beignet Gesserit

Loved Brennan channeling the boundary pushing PC. Lou and Aabria SO funny. Loved this game so much. Amazing job, Erika! What a first campaign!

Anonymous

Erika! That was incredible! Thanks for being the GM.

Anonymous

This was truly the funniest ttrpg story I've ever heard.

Kevin Goodwin

I’m dying for a fireside chat on this one

Anonymous

This was hilarious 😂

Anonymous

I have never laughed harder than I did here. Ba-Glock made me stop in the middle of a walk , double over, and take a full minute laughing with my hands on my knees

Anonymous

That was amazing.

wysterlyn

I so desperately wish I could see your faces. I just want to see everyone’s reactions bc my fucking god

Caleb Jinright

i wish i could've seen brennan's face as erika created a mafia pidgeon NPC

Katlynn

I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

Warlock

Truly incredible! Way to go gang!

Anonymous

This was amazing. All we need now is for Lou to GM and complete the square.

Anonymous

the multiple mental images this one shot has given me will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my damn life

Pat & Heather

This was unbelievable and my stomach still hurts from the uncontrollable laughing! Please have Erika DM again!! Also please please tell me there is fanart of this epic heist!

Anonymous

Erika, you’re a great sport lmao

Anonymous

I am LIVING for the crew laughing so hard they’re coughing. So fucking funny!!!!! Phenomenal job Erika and this game system so wild

Ashley Teatum

NO LOOSE ENDS I'M 💀

Anonymous

one of the funniest campaigns mini or not I have ever heard

Ashley Teatum

"I want to tempt them" "...What are you hoping happens here?" 💀

Anonymous

Spike was the name of my bearded dragon as a child so Brennan has done irreparable damage to me.

Jeremy Baxter

As a Cornell grad, the slander for my school absolutely SENT me. Much love to the fireside from the country's best agriculture school

Anonymous

Hands down funniest actual play ever

Apple Slapple

Hearing the rumbling of the popcorn undernearth the lizard exploding was so painfully visual it was awesome

Elizabeth Boskey

I might need a t-shirt that says "I never get to 'no loose ends' anybody" with a chicken holding a weapon

Stephanie House

Erika corralled these little Farmyard Soderbergh gremlins SO WELL! Congrats on a hilarious one-shot!