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He's so mad. I don't think I've seen him so mad before. No, definitely not. Or is he scared? Perhaps he is both mad and scared. He's kind of cute like that. Oh, he's waiting for me to say something.

"What?"

That made him even madder. He's going on about the yogurt thing.

"Hey, hey. It wasn't even good. Like buttermilk or something. I figured since you put the don't drink post-it they would be good. You can keep those whatever they are."

Wow. Even madder? Or is this scared? He's hysterical.

"Yo. Chill man. It was just a small one. You've got plenty more."

God how boring. Are those even real words. Recombobing DNA something. Rapid rewrite of.. fuck I can't keep up with all that bullshit. Was that another question? Address problem.

"I'm not dressed because all the clothes stopped fitting."

He's getting one of his science things. I should say something to calm him down. Something sexy perhaps.

"I'm not playing doctor with you unless we fuck after."