Intervention (Patreon)

- Here, the mouth guard.
- Thanks, I’m good. How do I get this off.
- You have to test with a mouth guard to get full experience.
- Look, I couldn’t really care less. I’ve tried the helmet on. Can we leave now? It smells like feet in here.
- Just try it in your mouth and then we’ll leave.
- Why would I ever put some second hand dental rubber in my mouth. What the fuck did you do? The helmet is stuck! Get it off me!
- Put the fucking mouth guard in your mouth.
- Fine! But you can fucking walk home after. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
- There! Feel any better?
- Mpfff… MM!!  Mmmm.. mmm….
- 5…4…3…2…1… OK, let me take that back. Can you hear me?
- yes.. coach…
- It’s me, Alex.
- yes.. alex…
- When you wake up, we are best friends, like we used to be. We’ll be like brothers. I’m the big brother though. You’ll do whatever I say, understand?
- yes.. alex…
- You want nothing more than to get fit enough and strong enough to join the team. You’ll join me every day for gym or jogging or whatever I say we’ll do. You’re done with computers and nerd stuff. You’ll much rather hang with me, watch a game or play at the beach.
- yes.. alex…
- You can still do music though. Switch to guitar. And for fucks sake, get a clean haricut.
- yes.. alex…